Grum

-med -ming

Noun:

1. A crease or wrinkle in an object that is flexible or bendable.

Verb:

2. To permanently corrugate something.

3. To create impact on the surface of something, permanently disfiguring, damaging, wrinkling, crushing, folding, or creasing the object.

Adj.:

4. To be wrinkled, or corrugated.

The grum on the safe was caused by the fire.

The semi-truck was grumming was it smashed into the wall.

That old man's face is grummed.

by COOLERMASTER January 2, 2011

grumbler

To deficate in the toilet tank of an enemys toilet. Upon discovering the said turd, they say grrrrrrrrrrr, or they grumble.

Kelly was not happy when Don left her a grumbler.

by donniebaseball December 27, 2005

Grummet

and awkward person with no life... usually wears gamer tees and has ratched hair.

Wow look at that grummet over there!

by Harrystyleswife October 6, 2012

mumble-grumble

the need to take a massive intense shit

ive been holding this mumble-grumble all day.

by theinventorofthemumble-grumble September 20, 2012

Grumbo

something that's really fucking gross or abnormal.

Dude, look at this picture; look how grumbo those tits are lol

by watdafak April 22, 2016

grumble

Hunched over, kleenex in one hand, cock in the other. Adopting a similar position to a grumbling old man

"Wheres Steve?"
"Oh, hes upstairs having a quick grumble before we go out"
"He's allways fucking grumbling"

by ShavenLunatic October 29, 2003

grubsmith

(n) A cook.
Also, to grubsmith (v) to cook.

1. Man, Tumi sure was a boss grubsmith.
2. Where's Bill? I think he's downstairs grubsmithing.

by Dirty Dev June 11, 2006