Peter Griffin

The absolute best animated character ever. He stars in the absolute best animated show ever, Family Guy. I am obsessed with that show. If anyone disses Family Guy in my presence, I become very, very angry, and generally do things that I later regret.

Peter Griffin lives with his wife, Lois, and his three kids, Chris, Meg and Stewie, in Quahog, Rhode Island (and sometimes Petoria). He works at Happy-Go-Lucky Toy Factory.

I salute him.

One of Peter Griffin's quotes:

"But still this house is freak-in' sweeeeeeeeeet!!"

by Ben Kenobi June 4, 2005

Stewie Griffon

A misspelt version of Stewie Griffin.

Person 1A: Hey, do you want to go watch Stewie Griffon?

Person 2B: WHO THE FUCK IS THAT?

Person 3D: EYYY I'm 3D.

by Minh February 5, 2005

Griffin

A sexy beast that possesses a penis of at least 10 inches and can squirt the hell out of any girl.

Harder Griffin harder!!! *sqirt* *squirt* *moan* *scream* fuck yes!!!

by Akalakakumar November 2, 2013

Griffin

A warm, sweet, funny guy that will draw you in automatically. He is adorable, with a contagious laugh. Griffins are the kind of person you would want to have a loving, long romantic relationship with. One that doesn't want to makeup with you- but cuddle. He is very sensitive and caring. He is the perfect guy. Often paired with Michelle

Person 1: Isn't Griffin just so cool?
Person 2: Yes! He is almost perfect.

by thatoneguy117 March 4, 2015

Dirty Griffin

A 'dirty griffin' is when a guy is fucking a pregnant lady and claims to have had a threesome.

"Did you hear that guy had a dirty griffin"

"Yeah, it was his mates mum too"

by GrilfOfHampton October 2, 2018

Chris Griffin

Chris Griffin is the 2nd child of Peter and Lois Griffin, and the brother of Meg and Stewie Griffin. He acts like a child sometimes, even though he is in high school. Chris Has no friends

I do not like Chris Griffin at all

by cj-is-terrible July 2, 2019

Maggie Griffin

Kathy Griffin's Mom. Kathy is an awesome, ginger comedian who is loud and hilarious. Maggie Griffin is an Irish-Catholic 90 year old, who loves her box of wine. She was on "Kathy Griffin-My life on the D-list" She is always telling Kathy to stop offending celebrities. She thinks she knows all the celebrities, I guess she is a little crazy. She wrote a book titled "Tip it!: The world according to Maggie" in 2010.

Person 1: "Who's that elderly woman standing next to Kathy Griffin?"
Person 2: "Oh, thats Maggie Griffin, She is Kathy's mom. I think she is very energetic for a 90 year old."

by Kyraanne3 April 12, 2011