flush and grab

When you are in someone elses bathroom and defecate enough that the toilet will not successfully flush you attempt to flush the toilet and while the water level is decreasing exposing your feces you quickly snatch it.

Pat: Hey man, were is Freddy?
Jeff: I think hes in the bathroom.
Pat: Yeah, he's been gone a long time.
Jeff: Maybe he's trying a flush and grab.

by TheThrone June 28, 2009

grabbing lemons

The practice of picking up and droping pitchers from free agency between their starts in fantasy baseball so as to have the maximum pitchers start for one's team in a given week.

Steve: "Look at this guy's strikeout total!"
Paul: "Yeah, but look at the ERA. He's grabbing lemons."

by theaaskimo August 11, 2006

Crab Grab

To aggressively pinch someone's butt cheek until it turns red

Jack thought it would be cool if he crab grabbed Jenny while she was wearing a tight skirt

by Yoyo37 June 13, 2015

flab grab

A flab grab is where two people are having sex and the male screams, "Flab grab!" and grabs the woman's flab (fat roll). Typically, the woman is overweight and can't move on her own, thus creating the male to hump her across the room or where she needs to go.

Reece: "Man, last night I performed a flab grab on Coach Barker."
Freeman: "Wow, really?"
Me: *disappointment*

by iPeeBlocks October 28, 2014

grabbing ass

Grabbing ass: means to hold someone ass with tenderness and affection.
Ads grabbing shows intention to make love or kiss or as a show of love.

Have you seen that fit ads. I would like to grabbing ass now.

by Grabbing ass August 22, 2017

grab-a-granny

The best thing to do when you are dumped by your girlfriend. go out and pull an old bird. the game consists of a pack of young males who attempt to shag the brains out of an attractive OLDER woman. Fuelled by booze these young males are letting themselves in for months of ribbing. Another problem is; when on boxing day, this one night stand turns up and is your mum's best friend, or dad's ex.

Alternatively, grab-a-granny could mean mugging a female pensioner.

Mark: "Oh no, i'm crushed. My janine has dumped me. Oh, woe is me."
Keith: "No worries bud. We're out tonight and we'll partake in grab-a-granny"

OR

Baz: "I need some cash for some crack and a whore."
Bez: "Ok, let's grab-a-granny, and claim it was noel edmonds."

by Jeffrey Douglas November 24, 2006

reach and grab

"Reach and grab" happens when you and your friend are situated so that one of you is laying on the floor and the other is elevated typically on a couch or something. Then, you call out "reach and grab!" and blindly fumble around for anything you can handle on your friend, hopefully something like his dong.

Ted: Dude, I had quite a successful reach and grab the other day.

Johnny Quidd: Really? What you find bra?

Ted: a penis

Johnny Quidd: sweet

by Leonard "Glass B Boat" Washin October 4, 2009