To pleasure yourself, or someone, into a state of becoming a goon, or goon like. Generally, lighthearted use.
by jackmanla January 9, 2008
Get the goonmug. Alice the Goon, from Goon island, talks in squiggly lines and was originally a hireling of the Sea Hag.
Lanky, bald gal with thick fur round her groin and huge feet.
From the "Popeye" cartoon strips
Lanky, bald gal with thick fur round her groin and huge feet.
From the "Popeye" cartoon strips
by Skeletal Munchkin February 12, 2005
Get the goonmug. A person you sell schwag weed to that you otherwise would have nothing to do with because of their overall dirtball qualities.
by bang, bang Nick Lange July 23, 2006
Get the goonmug. by PXC2012 May 10, 2010
Get the goonmug. gooning started out as a state of edging that you would do anything to became to cum without caring for morals, people who call themselves "gooners" are degenerates who are actively trying to get themselves to get off to things that aren't morally correct, like cp.
this isn't a fetish for masturbation addiction, at least not once you get past the surface. It is a fetish about embracing self destruction. It hinges on the rush of doing something you know will hurt you, something that will make you a worse person, something you know will hurt people you care about; and going through with it for pleasure regardless of that.
It's an ever-growing poison festering in the underbelly of the internet, fueling the rapid growth of a community where being horrible is the WHOLE POINT, where people intentionally develop paraphilias specifically because they're morally wrong. In a way, it's worse than just being born a pedophile (as most "goons" start to masturbate to children, animals, and things that are morally wrong.) Because with these communities, it's a conscious choice. This type of person is everywhere in this corner of the internet.
this isn't a fetish for masturbation addiction, at least not once you get past the surface. It is a fetish about embracing self destruction. It hinges on the rush of doing something you know will hurt you, something that will make you a worse person, something you know will hurt people you care about; and going through with it for pleasure regardless of that.
It's an ever-growing poison festering in the underbelly of the internet, fueling the rapid growth of a community where being horrible is the WHOLE POINT, where people intentionally develop paraphilias specifically because they're morally wrong. In a way, it's worse than just being born a pedophile (as most "goons" start to masturbate to children, animals, and things that are morally wrong.) Because with these communities, it's a conscious choice. This type of person is everywhere in this corner of the internet.
by sillybilly321 September 24, 2023
Get the gooningmug. A nerd or loser who attended priory school in Lewes England, typically hanging out on the tennis courts playing football.
by I'm not Sam Knight April 4, 2009
Get the goon [goonball] [goons]mug. by Jeff_A May 1, 2008
Get the goonsmug.