Alice the Goon, from Goon island, talks in squiggly lines and was originally a hireling of the Sea Hag.
Lanky, bald gal with thick fur round her groin and huge feet.
From the "Popeye" cartoon strips
Lanky, bald gal with thick fur round her groin and huge feet.
From the "Popeye" cartoon strips
by Skeletal Munchkin February 12, 2005
A sport popular with one particular year group at priory school in lewes. Whereby a group of goung lads steal the football belonging to some goons and run, keeping hold of it for as long as possible.
note: the term goon is loosely applied and could refer to goons, year 10s, year 9s, or anyone with a football. The game can also be ended by kicking the football into ham lane.
note: the term goon is loosely applied and could refer to goons, year 10s, year 9s, or anyone with a football. The game can also be ended by kicking the football into ham lane.
We really merked those goons in that game of goonball goon goons earlier! STEVE would have been rightly proud of us.
by I'm not Sam Knight November 24, 2008
A person you sell schwag weed to that you otherwise would have nothing to do with because of their overall dirtball qualities.
by bang, bang Nick Lange July 23, 2006
by PXC2012 May 10, 2010
gooning started out as a state of edging that you would do anything to became to cum without caring for morals, people who call themselves "gooners" are degenerates who are actively trying to get themselves to get off to things that aren't morally correct, like cp.
this isn't a fetish for masturbation addiction, at least not once you get past the surface. It is a fetish about embracing self destruction. It hinges on the rush of doing something you know will hurt you, something that will make you a worse person, something you know will hurt people you care about; and going through with it for pleasure regardless of that.
It's an ever-growing poison festering in the underbelly of the internet, fueling the rapid growth of a community where being horrible is the WHOLE POINT, where people intentionally develop paraphilias specifically because they're morally wrong. In a way, it's worse than just being born a pedophile (as most "goons" start to masturbate to children, animals, and things that are morally wrong.) Because with these communities, it's a conscious choice. This type of person is everywhere in this corner of the internet.
this isn't a fetish for masturbation addiction, at least not once you get past the surface. It is a fetish about embracing self destruction. It hinges on the rush of doing something you know will hurt you, something that will make you a worse person, something you know will hurt people you care about; and going through with it for pleasure regardless of that.
It's an ever-growing poison festering in the underbelly of the internet, fueling the rapid growth of a community where being horrible is the WHOLE POINT, where people intentionally develop paraphilias specifically because they're morally wrong. In a way, it's worse than just being born a pedophile (as most "goons" start to masturbate to children, animals, and things that are morally wrong.) Because with these communities, it's a conscious choice. This type of person is everywhere in this corner of the internet.
by sillybilly321 September 24, 2023
A nerd or loser who attended priory school in Lewes England, typically hanging out on the tennis courts playing football.
by I'm not Sam Knight November 24, 2008
by Jeff_A May 01, 2008