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Gorting

The female act or purposely or accidently queefing/farting onto the present and penetrating male penis. It is used as a rapist detterent in third world countries and can be a very useful tool to "reject" a guy.
Pedro: Ok, Im going in.....ughhhhhhhh

Claire: *goooorrttttt*

Pedro: Yo B, what de fuck?

Claire: *goooooorrrtttt* *goorrttt* last one> *gort*

Pedro: Ohhhh noooo, mira cabrona! That last one wasnt a "gort"......................

Rapist: hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Female Prey: *goooort* Thats right asshole, fuck off

Rapist: Godamnit where'd they learn to that gorting shit.
(note: if the rapist has a poop fetish, this will only further harden his erection)
by MiraCabron1234098765 August 7, 2012
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Goatish

An action that is socially/morally unacceptable, often carried out by a goat.
That's a proper goatish thing to do
by The_goat May 4, 2015
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clueless gloating

When someone brings something up just to seem important and above you.

Often used by lonely people that want to be a part of something. They also want everyone to know they are a part of something and are overexcited about being included, or insecure that they never were included before and want everyone to know they are included without directly telling them.

If the person is clueless gloating about a party, often times they asked to be invited or found out about it and will show up uninvited.
Brian: Jim are you excited about the new promotion that the boss will give to someone?

Jim: What promotion? You were doing that stupid clueless gloating thing.

Douche bag: Dude that party this Saturday is gonna be awesome! Were you invited?

Frank: No, dick.
by darblye August 15, 2010
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gloating buttfaced idiot

ManitobaFEAR on mIRC.
<ManitobaFEAR> AHAHAHAHA
<ManitobaFEAR> i win
<ManitobaFEAR> fuckers
<ManitobaFEAR> fear me
by Bonzer Tucker May 14, 2004
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gatineau hairdo

Hairstyle which is short in the front and long in the back. Another word for a mullet. Gatineau is a french speaking city in Québec, on the other side of the river from Ottawa. Allot of peoples in Gatineau have mullets! I know this because I'm from Ottawa! C'est une belle coiffure!
by BONJOUR May 5, 2005
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goading

the action of tempting another rider to race on the public roads. Usually results in a "Go to Jail" card.
"honest M'lud, Mr X was goading me with his Firestorm at the time"
by JSP May 17, 2004
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Goating

Goating: The act of going down on someone and ripping off their pubes with your mouth then blowing it in their face.
Man: You like goating?

Woman: What's that?

Man: *goes down on woman and goats*

Woman: MOTHER F*CKER!!
by MrGoater October 18, 2011
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