The Gnome King is a title given to only one who is worthy of its title. They are almost like a god. Except the Gnome King is cancerous.
by IAmDaTroof June 21, 2016
by Mogli333 June 24, 2011
by Nothin to say December 18, 2018
A particularly unique and tricky breed of the gnome family. These little bastards hide in the victims freezer, and are know to move food around, creating the highest level of frustration when attempting to locate dinner. While extremely rare to spot one, if you do get the chance, proceed with caution. Freezer Gnomes are known to give off a distinct "hissing" sound when threatened, and it's scary as hell.
It has been recently discovered that Freezer Gnomes tend to "take" to a particular family or person. So even if you move across the country, and get a new freezer, IT WILL FIND YOU.
It has been recently discovered that Freezer Gnomes tend to "take" to a particular family or person. So even if you move across the country, and get a new freezer, IT WILL FIND YOU.
I would have made dinner an hour ago, but the damn Freezer Gnome keeps hissing at me. Maybe YOU could reach in there and grab the ground beef.......?
by Thexthy March 02, 2013
A term ppl in online games like world of Warcraft use to describe a created female character of the gnome race that's sexy!
by Hom2436 January 26, 2018
by Jeff Faust May 02, 2007
hey guys do u wanna see my cock gnome? whats that. *claps twice* brittany then scurries out of the closet on all 4's like smeagle and swallows his cock like a jew who just got released from a concentration camp and is eating sausage. when she finished she quickly scurried back to the closet.
by apple 3.14 January 06, 2009