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GLOBETARD

A pathetic insult used by the scientifically illiterate, religiously indoctrinated, low intelligence, and poorly educated members of the flat earth movement to refer to anyone is aware of the scientific fact that the world we live on is an oblate spheroid (nearly a sphere).
Look at that GLOBETARD, he believes in "gravity" and "science". YouTube tells me he is an idiot. I can't see a curve and the sun looks really close to me when I leave my mom's basement. Pass the crayons, I'm hungry.
by Fluffywastaken June 2, 2021
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globetrotter

A runner, a ripper, a hoe, and a bopper!! meaning they like to fuck , suck and swollow. Originated in the bay area, san pablo.
"Damn man, did you see that globetrotter?? As soon as that girl walked out the bathroom 20 other guys walked out pulling up there pants!
by Berto D. June 27, 2006
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Golden Globe

The Emmy of movie awards.
"I'm sorry, I've never heard of her."
"But she won a Golden Globe!"
"Ok... so?"
by STJosh May 5, 2007
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globbed

When you take a fat hit of some kind of cannabis extract(usually dabs, on rare occasions hash is substituted) and it hits you so hard that you can barely remember your own name
Tyrone: yo, come thru. I just picked up some Errl
KuntaKinte: On my way rn, fam.

**between 5 and 10 minutes later**

Tyrone: Yo nigga, you good?
KuntaKinte: yeah man, I'm just globbed up
Tyrone: Good, because it's your hit
by Fro (aka Smokey) February 4, 2017
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globeabb

penis. it means penis, ok?
globeabb- PENIS.
by pepuss July 7, 2021
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Glober

Smug individuals that waste all their time on Flat earth facebook pages. Trying to prove how smart they are by arrogantly berating flat earth scientists about their knowledge on the flat earth, trying and failing for years to convince flat earth believers otherwise.

Not to be confused with normal every day humans that accept the earth is a globe and don't worry about it.
Glober stop trying to tell me lies about the earth I know the truth it is flat.
by Flat earth scientist January 31, 2019
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harlem globetrotter

A sexual act in which the female participant (generally a small woman) perches on the erect member of the supine male participant and spins around.
Man, I took that little chick home from the bar last night and did a Harlem Globetrotter. She had me whistling Sweet Georgia Brown.
by Rob and Mike December 9, 2008
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