Chat Gerbil

A person present in a chat room without a personality, that one by one, copies the personality of another chatter in type, font, actions.

Look, the Chat Gerbil took (user's) personality this time

by HawkAKAStephen December 20, 2008

Poppin' a Gerbil

Squeezing a Gerbil to the point where it eventually dies; Normally accomplished with one's hands.

Jesus, did you see Mary? she got caught Poppin' a Gerbil!

by BePPlE July 7, 2023

anerexic gerbil

Another saying for someone needs to quit being a bitch towards someone else.

Gosh Jesse, you need to quit being an anerexic gerbil!

by Laque Hollifield March 28, 2005

gerbil sauce

1. An acceptable response to any comment that could possibly be construed as sexual, especially in reference to explicit sex between men. Often preceded by, "Mmmm..."
2. A random interjection often made in raunchy conversation during a competitive game of dominoes at an outdoor barbeque.

Chris: How 'bout some of that hot buttery man love?
Steve: Mmmm... gerbil sauce.

by Nina Leavens August 23, 2005

Ass Gerbil

Someone who works hard, but has little or nothing to show for it.

I work for Walmart; How much more of an Ass Gerbil can a person become???

by JaredT79 January 8, 2017

sex gerbil

"Sex symbol" being misread.

See Harry Potter.

"Harry is a sex gerbil!"

by Typing Paper September 5, 2004

gerbil blender

An event involving several young women who seek to share the same older in a late night bang fest. A blending of gerbils, if you will.

"Sherry and Amy totally scored a gerbil blender last night."

by Perfect Peter September 28, 2011