Geezer gazer

A younger person who goes after old men.

That girl is a geezer gazer

by Rick Cheddar April 19, 2017

Geezerism

Stereotyping a geezer to standing outside a pub liking beer,tits and F-all else other than football. Geezerism is classed as discrimination toward a geezers

A geezerism quote is defined as - That geezer will be in pub soon he defineds a good geezer

by Rhinos01 January 03, 2020

geezer shot

The flu shot when you get when you're an old creep. Twice as much anti-venom in the shot, and twice as much pain in your arm the next day.

I went to Kaiser for a flu shot, and one of the old gals in the line in front of me told us they were out of the geezer shot.

by Colorado Bootman October 14, 2021

Geezer Trance

A type of electronic music defined by a regular repetitive pounding bassline that is favored by dried up old geezers who refuse to admit that their music is old and lame, much like themselves.

After spending 6 days at burning man where every camp was playing dubstep, I was actually happy to find a camp playing geezer trance.

by electro snob August 03, 2011

geezer nose

the male equivalent of camel toe

the guy's pants are hiked up so he's got a real case of geezer nose

by Big daddy doom April 15, 2016

geezer ad

Commercial advertising a product which is primarily for use by senior citizens.

I love watching classic TV but if they show one more geezer ad where someone's fallen and can't get up, I'm changing the channel!

elderly advertisement commercial

by J-Mommy July 05, 2014

Geezer Lunch

When you’re William S. Burroughs as a Geezer…Everyone or most are Resting In Peace but sum how-YOU (of all people) lived…

I’m a full-on Geezer Lunch…I’m 35 and it’s a Mugwump Warfield out there…

by Pushmataha May 02, 2023