Geetar

Quite possibly the most annoying and stupid way to refer to a "guitar". Proper guitarist never say "geetar" as it's just too damn idiotic. Ranked with the word "exqueeseme".

Example1:

1st person: Dude, come look at my geetar.

2nd person: *Thumps first person.*

Example2:

Idiot: Exqueeseme, I'd like to buy a geetar!"
Guitar salesman: "Gtfo."

by The Wretched One July 20, 2008

Geemer

A cute crawly critter from Metroid, it is very undangerous but can still cause an early death to Samus.

The Geemer crawls over the ceiling

by Geemer December 12, 2003

Four Letter Friend Getter

1)A euphemism for the F-bomb

Man 1: I can't believe you dropped the "Four Letter Friend Getter" in public.
Man 2: I know, but he just made me so mad!!

by DMDreamer February 23, 2011

grocery-getter

A boring looking mini-van, station wagon or SUV used mostly to acquire groceries for the household to transport kids around town. Usually a grocery-getter vehicle is driven, unfortunatley, by a pill-popping soccer mom and/or bored housewife in a loveless marriage. Grocery-getter vehicles are generally not very sexy looking and are selected for their practical utility like transporting spoiled kids, various equipment and groceries of course.

"Her husband bought her a real grocery-getter didn't he?"

"What is up with Anne-Marie? She was zipping around in her grocery-getter all jacked up on something this morning... nearly ran me over, dammit!"

Used car sales guy: So we have a nice selection of mini-vans and station wagons over here you might like in your price range.

Woman: Those are alright I guess. Ooh, I like that silver Toyota Sienna! Can I test drive it?

Guy: Sure...a more fancy grocery-getter if you will.

Woman: Uh, yeah (rolls eyes and sighs). You know I'm not a mom and I'm not married Mr. um...

Guy: Just call me Larry.

Woman: Right. On this test drive try not to talk. You already put your foot in your mouth as it is.

by Dr. Nordoslavic January 28, 2013

geezer tail

hiding a boner between your legs

i didn't want to look gay in gym class so i totaly geezer tailed it

by Mike Culver June 24, 2003

Slo-Getter

A person who is not exactly a "Go-Getter" but intends to get things done in a timely matter.

You see Paul, it's not that I'm not motivated, because I definitely am motivated. I choose to do this sometime in the future instead of right this second. I'm what you call a Slo-Getter.

by itsthompzilla March 28, 2009

Geener

Teachers pet, never skips school, reports "bad" student, always does homework, sucks up, always puts hand up, etc

Person1: Teacher! Teacher! I can answer that question!
Person2: Johnny is such a geener!

by Toyzzz June 19, 2009