Very strong man who don’t take shit from no one. Charley has a massive penis and will stop at nothing for world domination he also has has a very beautiful girlfriend
“Ayyyyyy boyyyyy what you doin”
“Nothing much just squishing mice with my bare hand”
“Oh yeah that’s pretty cold you remind of Charley Garrett”
“Nothing much just squishing mice with my bare hand”
“Oh yeah that’s pretty cold you remind of Charley Garrett”
by Father of fun February 17, 2022
Only the most hard core non-existent indie band this side of the Platte river!
Formed in the 90's, Nudes of Garrett controversial first album "Street side wanking" brought them into the spot light and was received with mostly positive reviews from critics, farm animals and fans alike. With the success of that album, it was quickly followed up with "Garrett: Studded and Chiseled", in which Track 4 'No mamma likes a pigeon hole' was played many times on the local AM station three months strong. But perhaps it was their latest album "Nudes of Garrett: Live at the Enclave" is what really brought the band together with it's target audience and has been a run away success 9 years straight.
Formed in the 90's, Nudes of Garrett controversial first album "Street side wanking" brought them into the spot light and was received with mostly positive reviews from critics, farm animals and fans alike. With the success of that album, it was quickly followed up with "Garrett: Studded and Chiseled", in which Track 4 'No mamma likes a pigeon hole' was played many times on the local AM station three months strong. But perhaps it was their latest album "Nudes of Garrett: Live at the Enclave" is what really brought the band together with it's target audience and has been a run away success 9 years straight.
-Chuck- Hey have your heard this catchy song "Your man is chiseled and so is your sheep"?
-Wally- Dude, that is Nudes of Garrett everyone has heard of them! "Live at the Enclave" is their most respected album!
-Wally- Dude, that is Nudes of Garrett everyone has heard of them! "Live at the Enclave" is their most respected album!
by TheLord007 April 7, 2022
Dumbass coach for the Dallas Cowboys who can’t coach to save His damn life. Has wasted instagram famous Gabriel Dolak who is famous for ranting about the Dallas Cowboys @realgabrieldolak . Is wasting dak Prescott’s career as it is.
by Gary the Partyrocker November 14, 2019
The type of kid who would pick his nose but when people confront him he brings up something else someone did.
by Jaydesthefurry November 2, 2016
A Fuck boy, thinks he’s the best fishing guide out there, but he’s always riding Sharkie’s coat tail. He’s also a squid and a want to be hand. Garret Goodson’s are also known to drive Bum Ass 7.3’s. A GG also can’t see his pecker over his belly.
by GG a Ho February 17, 2020
A sexual act involving a man, who is scientifically proven to be a weener, who takes the body of a newly dead horse and rapes a 7th grade boy from his gym class inside of the horse's anus.
"I just totally pulled a Randy Garrett in the new gym we're building. You totally know it's for creapy buttsecks!"
by Randy Garrett jr. December 23, 2009
An irreversible mistake, action or misunderstanding that usually results in events that are less than pleasant due to public embarassment, pain, or humiliation.
"I pulled a garrett when I zipped up my fly because I forgot to put the goods away first."
"That guy just pulled a garrett."
"What a garrett..."
"I pulled a garrett when I thought 'pseudo' meant superior and called myself a 'pseudo-ninja'"
"That guy just pulled a garrett."
"What a garrett..."
"I pulled a garrett when I thought 'pseudo' meant superior and called myself a 'pseudo-ninja'"
by Chilly December 13, 2004