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Garrett has tiny PP… he also often experiences frequent anal leakage… he has an oversized big toe that makes his PP look like tiny gummy worm… he also has a dog named basil
by Dirtysox74 November 22, 2021
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One of one; Don’t give a f**k.
Yep…That’s Garrett
by TruDat23 November 23, 2021
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This is Garrett from MrBeast. All Garrett’s will find a strong attachment to the words “poo poo pee pee”. Or the reversepee pee poo poo”. Trust me it’s in our programming
“Garrett why did you write pee pee poo poo on my grandma’s birth certificate!!?”
by TheOfficialGarrett November 23, 2021
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Garrett is usually someone with a tiny dick and has clinical depression he is fat and eats to cope with his mommy issues and watches gay porn
Garrett is so gay
No one likes Garrett
by Bigham42069 November 23, 2021
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Garrett pretends like he is sexy and cool, but he is actually a deeply insecure mess of a person with a deep sadness inside him that permeates through everything he does in his meaningless existence.
Garrett sure does have a fat cock.

Garrett is so sexy I want to show him my boobs.

I would love to use my penis to have intercourse with that Garrett fellow.
by i_am_gorg_69 November 23, 2021
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A really nice guy who has a "Don't Care" personality but has very immature humor. He is very socially awkward.
Me: Hey Garrett, whats up

Garrett: Fart

Me: Ok...
by ukoT December 21, 2021
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An American boy who likes dirt bikes and gets all the women.
"Oh have you heard the male called Garrett?" "Yeah he likes dirt bikes and gets all the ladies"
by anonymous January 5, 2022
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