Garfeild

To chew tiny bite marks all around the anus of your lover.

After Chad got through seigning Wynell, he proceded to give her a ferocious garfeild!

by Jerry July 17, 2003

Andrew Garfield

Very talented British actor who played a guy called Tom in Sugar Rush (which was well funny btw) VANESSAAAAA!! Will become very popular soon due to him being cast as Peter Parker/Spiderman in the new Spiderman re-boot. His other name is THE GRAVIY MAN due to his hair defying gravity (like the song from Wicked). The gravity man is cool!

Hey, you know that Andrew Garfield fella?
Errrrr.....no
C'mon you gotta know who I'm talkin 'bout
Hmmm.....
Also known as the gravity man
OH YEAH! He's so cool
Finally you get it!

by masked-moonlight August 15, 2010

Garfielding

To receive oral sex whilest eating lasagna.

John told me he spent last night garfielding. I'm not friends with John anymore.

by GrokMonkey August 6, 2011

Garfield

A sexual act involving shoving uncooked lasagna up someone's anus and waiting for it to melt inside, after which a man has anal sex with the one with lasagna in their anus. When the man nuts, the mixture seeps out and is basically a salty lasagna.

Jhon: Hey Dave, I heard you Garfielded Heather last night.

Dave: Yeah, doing the Garfield gets get to come every time.

by Metami May 6, 2018

Garfield Sandwitch Face

A sandwitch made of Garfields Jizz.

by Jonnnay September 25, 2003

Garfield

the most retarded and un-funny comic in exsistance that somehow grosses ~1billion dollars a year on stupid consumers

Garfield: DERP HERP DERP
Audience: hahaha lets spend money

by Both Chooch and Bambam June 12, 2010

Garfielding

When you have made a Human Lasagna you then eat out of the woman vagina. Saying "I hate mondays" is also optional to add some flare.

Tony: After I make the human Lasagna what do I do after.
Carl: Oh, just go full on Garfield on her, Garfielding gives massive amounts of pleasure to both of you.

by Jjayunfaced April 18, 2019