Garfield

A lazy man or boy. Someone who is cowardly. A male pussy. A pushover.

Tim has been acting like such a Garfield lately he just lets everybody walk all over him.

by Plato Duque April 23, 2022

Garfield

The fat cat that is a lord and is fatter than Koolaidman Garfield is also defied as a mountain

Hey Garfield got up from his winter hybernation

by I don’t eat Duck September 7, 2022

Garfield

god

garfield is god

by fasjhftuiwhywwthjthkelaadfh May 18, 2019

Owen Garfield

A boy who loves his friends very much

Friend- Man Owen Garfield loves his friends

by Owen Garfield May 28, 2019

2004 garfield movie

A funny movie featuring a funny obese orange cat who hates Monday’s who’s owner is Jon Arbuckle. Jon Arbuckle also makes some pretty good lasagna because Garfield eats that shit up. It is also the best movie of 2004.

“Yo, have you seen that one movie from 2004? I forget the name but it’s counted at the funniest in history.”
“Oh yeah! Of course I do. It’s the 2004 Garfield movie you dope.”

by Spencerschamber June 13, 2021

garfield style

Having sexual intercourse whilst consuming lasagna. Hence forth calling upon the Erdreich horror of the deep known as Garfield once you climax.

P1: "Bro she let me go Garfield style on her last night "

P2:" lucky asssssss"

by No1Shagger June 14, 2020

Garfielding

When you are too lazy to have sex so you just lay down and let that pink pussy go on you.

If you're garfielding, you're a bitch.

by Yumi Ishiyama April 12, 2021