Garfield

god

garfield is god

by fasjhftuiwhywwthjthkelaadfh May 18, 2019

Garfield

A lazy man or boy. Someone who is cowardly. A male pussy. A pushover.

Tim has been acting like such a Garfield lately he just lets everybody walk all over him.

by Plato Duque April 23, 2022

Garfield

The fat cat that is a lord and is fatter than Koolaidman Garfield is also defied as a mountain

Hey Garfield got up from his winter hybernation

by I don’t eat Duck September 7, 2022

2004 garfield movie

A funny movie featuring a funny obese orange cat who hates Monday’s who’s owner is Jon Arbuckle. Jon Arbuckle also makes some pretty good lasagna because Garfield eats that shit up. It is also the best movie of 2004.

“Yo, have you seen that one movie from 2004? I forget the name but it’s counted at the funniest in history.”
“Oh yeah! Of course I do. It’s the 2004 Garfield movie you dope.”

by Spencerschamber June 13, 2021

garfield style

Having sexual intercourse whilst consuming lasagna. Hence forth calling upon the Erdreich horror of the deep known as Garfield once you climax.

P1: "Bro she let me go Garfield style on her last night "

P2:" lucky asssssss"

by No1Shagger June 14, 2020

Angry Garfield

Verb - A sexual act that can only be performed on mondays in which lasagna and a cat are utilized by agitating the cat to an aggressive state and having it claw the person to severe extents before they proceed to have unprotected sex with the lasagna

"I heard that dude was into angry Garfields, I wonder if he collects stouffers frozen lasagna coupons"

by LasagnaKing93 June 21, 2024

Joe Garfield

Used in school culture to describe a person who cannot stop themselves from doing an extra 46 lengths of butterfly stroke in the pool. They also sit by themselves in language classrooms as they make jokes to themselves in German.

‘What are you doing after school? Ugh, don’t tell me you have swimming again.’

‘Yes of course I do, I am Joe Garfield!’

by pectore September 29, 2022