Garfield

A really fat girl doing things she shouldn’t be.

God, look at that Garfield try and get into that lifted Jeep.

by Thecrimsonprick May 22, 2023

Garfield

To me tired, pissed off, fed up with, or hungry for lasagna.

Tom: "I'm so garfield right now bruh, like you don't even know"

Jack: "Bro quit playing, I'm so garfield I could eat 5 lasagna's"

Matt: "You garfield bro?"

by soGarfieldBruh October 1, 2014

Garfield

God

Garfield: exists
Me: My lord and saviour please forgive me of my sins

by Ñüttŷ Pëêń May 13, 2020

Garfield

A lazy man or boy. Someone who is cowardly. A male pussy. A pushover.

Tim has been acting like such a Garfield lately he just lets everybody walk all over him.

by Plato Duque April 24, 2022

Garfield

A comic strip fat cat who eats lasagna and hates Mondays, and created by Jim Davis.

I have a vintage Garfield book.

by dfqovwfeabvefi March 3, 2023

Garfield

Aka Chris Pratt

Chris Pratt: "I'm Garfield and i'm fat"

by JoeSissta November 16, 2021

Garfield

The sexiest cat in the world

The best cat is Garfield

by Smexygarfeil June 5, 2018