Someone who is of average stature and size but yet very lazy and is addicted to eating beans is what a garfield could be defined as
by User T70 July 6, 2024
Get the Garfieldmug. He is all powerful.
You are not safe from his fat ass wrath.
To please him, make sure to bury lasagna under your shed/garage every month or so.
This keeps him from raining blood across our world, luckily, some dude is already doing it.
He will come if there is no lasagna, and he will NOT be happy.
You are not safe from his fat ass wrath.
To please him, make sure to bury lasagna under your shed/garage every month or so.
This keeps him from raining blood across our world, luckily, some dude is already doing it.
He will come if there is no lasagna, and he will NOT be happy.
Man 1: Oh shit...
Man 2: what?
Man 1: I forgot to sacrifice lasagna to garfield this month...
Man 2: YOU STUPID FUCKING MORON!! YOU'VE DOOMED US ALL!!
Man 2: what?
Man 1: I forgot to sacrifice lasagna to garfield this month...
Man 2: YOU STUPID FUCKING MORON!! YOU'VE DOOMED US ALL!!
by The Peter tower January 7, 2024
Get the Garfieldmug. A desperate kid who wants to join your discord server after being repeatedly banned. Often known for selling random cologne and tickets to his rap performances. Very bad at rapping.
by Pairadyce August 22, 2024
Get the Lil Garfieldmug. by Ñüttŷ Pëêń May 13, 2020
Get the Garfieldmug. Garfield is a fictional fat orange tabby cat with stripes along the back of his head and torso from a comic strip called Garfield running from the 1970’s to now. He loves lasagna, spaghetti, cake, and most italian food. He is owned by his fictional owner, Jon Arbuckle. In most cases, people either love garfield or think it’s the unfunniest stuff ever. There are thousands of comics, a lot of books, two shows (Garfield and Friends in the ‘80’s and The Garfield Show in the 2000’s), a few movies that are animated and live action CGI. There are hundreds of mechindise including plushies, figurines, clocks, candles, radios, mp3 players, clothes, hats and much, much more. On the internet he is a monster-ish being with godly power and horrifying features. Check out r/imsorryjon on Reddit to learn more or imsorryjon on urban dictionary.
Person 1: Garfields is so bland and repetitive. Suxx azz
Person 2: HOW DARE YOU YOU F*CKTARD!!!!!
Person 3: THE OTHER WORLDY POWERS OF GARFIELD USE ME AS A VESEL TO DESTROY THE WORLD TO BRING A NEW COMING OF GLORIOUS BEINGS
Person 1 & 2: wtf go to a mental hospital nerd.
Person 2: HOW DARE YOU YOU F*CKTARD!!!!!
Person 3: THE OTHER WORLDY POWERS OF GARFIELD USE ME AS A VESEL TO DESTROY THE WORLD TO BRING A NEW COMING OF GLORIOUS BEINGS
Person 1 & 2: wtf go to a mental hospital nerd.
by Serbia is Awsome February 17, 2022
Get the Garfieldmug. the kindest and most attractive man to ever Iive and is the nicest person on the planet. he is the hottest spiderman ever
Andrew Garfield is the best spiderman ever and dated Emma Stone for 4 years and they are still very close.
by ksvjbaejhfbdj January 24, 2022
Get the Andrew Garfieldmug.