Gary

A name given to the one student in the class that the teacher always gets their name wrong, for some reason this persons name changes every single lesson, they seem to be the teachers pet SCP, this means that they seem to shapeshift but no matter what they never get in trouble. They are seemed as the best in the class but the only expectation they ever live up to is the fact that their name changes. Gary has and always will be the weirdest guy in the class, they seem to get away with everything.

Monday: Gary
Tuesday: Cary
Wednesday: Lary
Thursday: Jary
Friday: Tary
"Well done Gary you got a pass! Gerald, how did you only get a merit??"

by BeccaDylan March 23, 2023

The Gary

Ordering anything with sausage.

"Hey man, I don't know what to order. What are you getting?"

"I think I'm gonna do The Gary."

"That sounds good. I'll do The Gary as well."

by TMITCH August 11, 2014

The Gary

noun. crazy compulsive blanking

person X: heloooooooo
person Y: .
person X: u ayt?
person Y: .

(tumbleweed blows in the wind)

person X: dnt do "The Gary" on meeee!

by ash April 10, 2005

Gary

Absolute nonce that wants to touch up 15 year old schoolgirls. Normally has their paintings on his wall and their drama performances on their computer

"That dude is such a Gary man"

by geezer009 November 28, 2016

Gary

He is a nice person that doesn't let anyone put him down and usually has long hair and he can run.

He is a Gary.

by Hakfok February 26, 2017

Gari

Small and Clumsy

That brother is gari

by Da Warran August 9, 2003

Gary

An incredibly slow wildabeast with good money saving skills. From afar looks like an italian stallion with a beautiful piercing black maine but once you get close a gary is only a snail with grey hairs. This one of garys biggest deceptions. Garys are also incredibly sensitive about their ethnic Jew identity claiming that they are italian or german to cloak their true greedy nature. Never split on a tab pr start a business with a gary for they will probably jew you out and make it seem like it is all your fault. A positive trait of a gary is that they can make alright Old Fashioned cocktails.

Gary is such a fucking jew.

by Dirtydan27 April 21, 2018