phone gnome

The gnome that steals your phone when you get high.

Aww man, four of us have lost our phones! Dang, the phone gnome got you good!

by Luke the Shiny German February 1, 2009

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Gnomesand

A cooler way of asking a person if they know what you mean/understand what you are saying to them. Usually attached to the end of sentences for added effect.

When said normally in a sentence "gnomesand" sounds like "know what I'm saying," phonetically. If the word is said fast enough, the listener won't be able to tell the difference.

This makes for an awesome addition to one's everyday hip vocabulary without all the ghettoness of true Ebonics.

Hey Kyle did you catch that new Terminator movie? I thought it was pretty good, but it doesn't even equal the caliber of the first two movies, gnomesand?

by SupXZ513 June 2, 2009

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Jonny Gomes

Easily the best player in Major League Baseball history. His greatness cannot be expressed properly in words. It has been rumored that he is the son of God himself and I don't doubt it for a second.

LOL, Jonny Gomes homered again.

by Kenny1243 May 5, 2006

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Corn Gnome

Corn gnome(s) is a single gnome or a group of gnomes that live in your colon. They take the chewed up corn out of your poop and put it back in your poop; in whole kernels.
Lore has it that they do it for a more festive bowel moving experience.

You had corn on the cob last night, you remember chewing your food well but there is whole kernels of corn in your poop; "it was the corn gnomes."

You haven't ate corn in almost a week but, you have whole kernels of corn in your poop; "it was the corn gnomes". They keep some stashed away, so when you haven't ate corn in a while they have something to do when they get bored.

by SayHuh?? October 17, 2010

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