Genshin Impact™ is a game designed by the Chinese Communist party for the sole purpose of convincing morbidly obese unfunny American band students to blow their entire savings on 3D rendered breasts and inevitably get fuck all thus preventing said weeabo americans from ever breeding and thus wiping out the shower avoidant twats from the face of the earth.
Player : "Ah fuck I lost the 50/50 in Genshin Impact™ again. Well I'll go back to fapping to literal drawings of children and browsing r/goodanimememes."
by hutaolover🥺 January 14, 2023
Get the Genshin Impactmug. Twitter and instagram users who are fans of the game Genshin Impact. These types of people are not to be messed with as they have low IQ and will bombard you with death threats if you don’t agree with them
1: Let’s see the latest news for Genshin!
2: Don’t
1: Why?
Twitter and Instagram: I HATE GENSHIN IMPACT, I HATE IT, IT SHOULD DIE!!
1: Oh…
2: Yup…
1: Genshin Hater?
2: Genshin Hater
2: Don’t
1: Why?
Twitter and Instagram: I HATE GENSHIN IMPACT, I HATE IT, IT SHOULD DIE!!
1: Oh…
2: Yup…
1: Genshin Hater?
2: Genshin Hater
by AkiraCanPlay March 21, 2025
Get the Genshin Hatermug. Cheesecake and Darkassasin
by Plubga May 31, 2021
Get the Genshin Whalemug. The game that not only turns your kids gay, but it’s also the root cause for bankruptcy, low GPAs, and the prime reason digital footprint exists.
Mars: Oh fuck me!
Gia: What’s wrong?
Mars: Our family has gone bankrupt! Billy spent over $7000+ on this game called “Gayshit Impact” and now he won’t stop talking about this guy named Zhongli and how he’s married to him! Isn’t that strange?! We also lost our house because Billy bought this thing called a…”C6 Zhongli?” I should disown him!
Gia: Aah. Your son has become a victim of Their brainwashing. Genshin Impact has done it again.
Gia: What’s wrong?
Mars: Our family has gone bankrupt! Billy spent over $7000+ on this game called “Gayshit Impact” and now he won’t stop talking about this guy named Zhongli and how he’s married to him! Isn’t that strange?! We also lost our house because Billy bought this thing called a…”C6 Zhongli?” I should disown him!
Gia: Aah. Your son has become a victim of Their brainwashing. Genshin Impact has done it again.
by ashcrayfr February 14, 2023
Get the Genshin Impactmug. A shitty game that attracts weird people and pedophiles to spend tons of money on fictional characters
by YippityDoogan July 3, 2022
Get the Genshin Impactmug. Worst game ever made, It's just a crappy/shitty chinese rip-off of Touhou because they both popular and have beautiful characters.
Me: Let's face it guys, Genshin Impact fucking sucks ass.
Weirdos: DONT YOU DARE SAY THAT GAME SUCKS ASS, IT RULES YOU FUCKING GAY!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1
Weirdos: DONT YOU DARE SAY THAT GAME SUCKS ASS, IT RULES YOU FUCKING GAY!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1
by djdjsjsja April 17, 2024
Get the Genshin Impactmug. A Shit game that will endeavor your soul and money.
It will make you horny and even question yourself at a point.
"Don't play the life-sucking game ", - A Wise Whale.
It will make you horny and even question yourself at a point.
"Don't play the life-sucking game ", - A Wise Whale.
by Wise Whale September 28, 2022
Get the Genshin Impactmug.