butt fungus

Discusting, moldy fungus, growing around, on, or inside a person's butt.

Doctor:I had a patient come in today with some nasty butt fungus, he asks if I would clean it for him. I said" Hell no!!!!!!!!!!!!"

by JOOOOOOOOOOSE January 17, 2010

ass fungus

when you have anal sex and your leave some excess cum in the asshole and it becomes hard and fungus like

Johnny left some ass fungus in richards mom last night

by symphony j tattly November 5, 2007

Fungus

awesome or radical

Dude, that skatepark is totally fungus.

by Moonrunner Redneck July 13, 2011

Redneck Fungus

A Tattoo, a form of Body art where ink is injected in the skin

Your all covered with Redneck Fungus!

by Turd Chaser January 14, 2008

Beef Stroking Cock Fungus

A man who's cock is so filthy that no woman, regaurdless of her low level of standards will not fornicate with or perform any sexual act upon resulting in the last resort of masturbation forever.

Nicole - Why are Mikey's hands always that strange shade of green???

Tiffany - Because he's a beef stroking cock fungus and that's the color of his cock!

by Pinkfuzzzybunny August 16, 2006

Fungus amongus

Melanie aka a fungus around us.

Whose a fungus amongus? Melanie hehe

by Bob Cheese December 27, 2003

faece fungus

the white fungus that appears on a turd that has been on the floor too long

colin came over ashen-faeced. "blimey, cole" exclaimed kevin, "it's only
faece fungus. I'll pick it up after the football"

by theWestHamfan December 25, 2003