Frozen Tug

Masturbation with a severed hand from a ice chest or freezer

There's nothing quite like a frozen tug on a hot summer day in Alabama.

Beat your meat and the heat with a frozen tug!

by Violentwookie June 24, 2016

frozen elmo

When you shit in a condom freeze it and then use it as a dildo

John got bored one night and decided to have some fun with his frozen elmo

by DigReaper April 15, 2015

Frozen Huxtable

Huxtable (Cosby)
The subtle art of taking a huge crap, placing it in your freezer until under 30 degrees fahrenheit. Once frozen, remove it from the freezer and hide it somewhere near your bed. Start having anal sex with your partner(female) and slide it into her vagina before she can react to the chill, but while you nut. It'll melt, completing the maneuver.

James just pulled a Frozen Huxtable on Jenna!

by drXploit August 14, 2017

The Frozen Waterfall

When a dude finishes in his hand and immediately slaps his load across the side of the girls head into her hair. Thus giving the visualization of a beautiful frozen waterfall.

Joe was so proud of the frozen waterfall he just gave Susan, that he invited his buddies in to check it out.

by scheMATTics October 4, 2011

frozen coke

Freezing a guy's balls and then smash them with a hammer.

That guy looks like he needs a frozen coke

by Leisure Neil February 23, 2014

frozen titanic

When you’re holding a ice cold beer and switch hands to start masterbaiting

Levi gave himself a frozen titanic.

by Streensley December 16, 2020

Frozen Barnacle

When a person sneaks under the blankets to latch onto their significant other to drain the warmth from them.

Nothing puts the ol' spark back into the relationship like some frozen barnacle time with the Mrs.

by Zealotte February 15, 2019