friendship divorce

A clean break and end to a friendship, much like a divorce or seperation, but between platonic friends.

He was being an asshole, so I had to friendship divorce him.

by madamemma May 30, 2006

Friendship Condom

A backup, safety friend. Usually only contacted when the initial sources of entertainment are MIA.

Omar was nowhere to be found, so we looked for our friendship condom, Chad.

by SmoothxT September 12, 2009

Friendship Cap

When opening a beer, you give the cap as a gift to one of your friends and say "friendship cap".

After opening a beer, I gave Danielle a friendship cap

by emb01746 July 15, 2010

Friendship Page

The page on Facebook that shows all of your wall posts, mutual friends, common interests, etc. with another person.

Have you creeped Paul and Amy's friendship page lately? It's kinda adorable.

by Denim Lemon April 4, 2011

Friendship toast

Cinnamon toast made especially for your best friend. You must serve them while singing a mildly creepy song, normally getting a half flattered, half disturbed reaction. Do not use around children or they may think you're a pedophile.

David: Friendship toast~ Friendship toast~ Come put some butter on your Friendship toast~ It's so cinnamony, it's so great, EAT YOUR FRIENDSHIP TOAST.

Daniel: plz no.

by Undercover fish August 3, 2011

Friendshiply

When two random people can be seen shipped or wanted as friends.

Wow, they look friendshiply.

by laikenw January 4, 2017

Friendship titty

Some level of personal or intimate detail about your life that satisfies a co-worker's desire for some connection with you (but you've remained aloof for several months).

Ugh, I don't want to share my personal life with my co-workers, but I finally gave in and showed some friendship titty.

by maponymouse April 11, 2017