Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Stop processing my win in black jack as a loss, you pussy drawist.
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Stop processing my win in black jack as a loss, you pussy drawist.
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 23, 2025
Get the Stop processing my win in black jack as a loss, you pussy drawist.mug. by I Ii July 22, 2018
Get the lossmug. .
Mormon's Prayer: "There are no losses, straight finesse, call me shalashaska, Used to call me absurd now I pull up on the curve because I smack more backs that I care to admit, I swear I spit hot lava and that is my sword."
by SuchBackSmacker March 12, 2025
Get the Mormon's Prayer: "There are no losses, straight finesse, call me shalashaska, Used to call me absurd now I pull up on the curve because I smack more backs that I care to admit, I swear I spit hot lava and that is my sword."mug. No matter what anybody tells you, you don't have to change something about yourself every time you lose, and if you're already taking accountability for something, you don't have to take more accountability than what you're already taking, and if somebody tells you that you do, you can tell them to go fuck themselves. Refusing to change, refusing to step up when somebody tells you that you have to, refusing to start demanding more of others when someone starts demanding more of you or puts pressure on you to do so is refusing to compromise. In reality, you don't owe some dork from another town that demands that you change or take more accountability anything.
Loss is not a good or legitimate reason to change anything, everything happens for a reason, including losing a game here and there. It's just a stupid fucking sport, no matter who tries to make it more than that with demands or pressure.
by The Original Agahnim November 22, 2021
Get the Lossmug. refers to a situation in which a driver is unable to maintain proper control over the vehicle, often resulting from factors such as slippery road conditions, mechanical failure, or the vehicle's response to a collision. This loss of control can lead to the car veering off its intended path, spinning, or sliding, and may increase the risk of further accidents or collisions.
A scene of where a young man in his late 20s name Jeremy watching a gay sex porn video on porn hub and jerking off while driving and he loss of control when he was distracted.
Passenger 1 (Shocked): "Is that... explicit content? Where's that coming from? Oh my God, is that guy in the Honda fit behind us-what the hell is he doing?"
Passenger 2 (Angry):"is this dude serious? He's literally jerking off while driving! That's disgusting!"
Passenger 3 (Concerned): "Someone call the police! This guy's gonna kill someone!
Passenger 4 (Nervous): "I have a bad feeling about this. He's gonna hit someone any second now!"
Passenger 5 (Screaming): "Oh my God! He just hit that old lady’s car! What's wrong with him?!"
• Passenger 6 (Frantic): "Hold on! He's heading straight for us—brace yourself!"
All: AHHHHHHHHH *honda hits the bus*
Passenger 5 (Terrified): "Brace yourselves! He hit us! He freaking hit us!"
The Honda after collided into the bus went into the lagoon.
Passenger 3: "And he still had that nasty stuff playing. What kind of person does this?! This has to be the most messed-up thing l've ever seen!"
Person 2: "Good riddance! I'm sorry, but he almost killed everyone here. That's karma right?”
Passenger 4: "And he had, like, porn playing on full blast! It was crazy! He just plowed through everything in his way and he didn’t stopped to see what he did and plunged into the sea. Good for him for colliding into our bus and that innocent old woman in her lil’ car!"
Passenger 1 (Shocked): "Is that... explicit content? Where's that coming from? Oh my God, is that guy in the Honda fit behind us-what the hell is he doing?"
Passenger 2 (Angry):"is this dude serious? He's literally jerking off while driving! That's disgusting!"
Passenger 3 (Concerned): "Someone call the police! This guy's gonna kill someone!
Passenger 4 (Nervous): "I have a bad feeling about this. He's gonna hit someone any second now!"
Passenger 5 (Screaming): "Oh my God! He just hit that old lady’s car! What's wrong with him?!"
• Passenger 6 (Frantic): "Hold on! He's heading straight for us—brace yourself!"
All: AHHHHHHHHH *honda hits the bus*
Passenger 5 (Terrified): "Brace yourselves! He hit us! He freaking hit us!"
The Honda after collided into the bus went into the lagoon.
Passenger 3: "And he still had that nasty stuff playing. What kind of person does this?! This has to be the most messed-up thing l've ever seen!"
Person 2: "Good riddance! I'm sorry, but he almost killed everyone here. That's karma right?”
Passenger 4: "And he had, like, porn playing on full blast! It was crazy! He just plowed through everything in his way and he didn’t stopped to see what he did and plunged into the sea. Good for him for colliding into our bus and that innocent old woman in her lil’ car!"
by EMD F59PHI January 26, 2025
Get the Loss of controlmug. by Greg "Gmoney" Gonzalez May 6, 2025
Get the Loss leadermug. The temporary OR permanent loss of memory regarding the specific content or context of a masturbation session, typically due to overstimulation or a clouded mind while engaging. Commonly experienced by individuals who engage in frequent or mentally detached jerking off. Often includes forgetting what was watched, who the subject was, or why it was appealing. Memory loss, in this case, is not always immediate. It can be in the span of 10 minutes to 2 hours after the initial splooge.
"GTML, or Goon Term Memory Loss, is, in short, the act of jerking off and forgetting to what or why you did it in the first place. A complete blank spot in your memory that can be either remembered in time, or completely and permanently forgotten."
by splooger6000 June 16, 2025
Get the Goon Term Memory Lossmug.