Foozing

When you are wasting money

Did you just spend 20,000 on volcano insurance! We live in Washington DC there are no volcanoes! Stop Foozing!

by FuzzMelon May 17, 2016

focking mint

“Focking mint” is typically used to remark on a less than desirable situation or lifestyle

Lucy: Greg you have school today
Greg: that’s focking mint

Greg: Lucy’s messy car- focking mint!
Lucy: who’s fault is that?

by Your_Best_Friend6 December 1, 2019

Forking Government

The process of splitting governance development efforts into two or more separate governments.

We should be forking government with the Libertarians, Progressives, and Conservatives all agreeing to disagree and split into competing ideological voluntary communities.

by MaxwellMurdoch December 3, 2020

Fookinv

The ability to cook in the presence of strong opposition.

I'm fookinv right now.

This h.o. being a P.O.S. but I'm fookinv.
We gonna have a selfie in a bit.

by Bobby2939 August 19, 2022

shrimp footing

verb: the act of dipping ones foot into a bucket of ice, then inserting the foot into the female genetalia while wiggling the toes rapidly.

'Did you hear how John was caught Shrimp Footing Marta?'

by Ewik Appleseed October 4, 2010

EMPTY FOOKIN NET

When the net is empty, or full, and you manage to score a goal in soccer, hockey, or Rocket League.

Usually to mock the opposing team and intimidate.
Can be used multiple times.

*scores a goal with 3 players defending*
You: EMPTY FOOKIN NET

by SeamedShark June 3, 2018

Popcorn footing

When you get a horse hoof in your ass. Getting fucked in the ass by a horses hoof.

Getting a big foot up the ass as punishment.

Popcorn footing , my mom is going to popcorn foot me if she finds out I failed math class.

by The silly kid April 22, 2023