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pink flamingo

A sexual position in which a couple partakes in doggy style intercourse while the woman's head remains in a toilet bowl, like a swirly. For the anal equivalent, see brown flamingo.
1. "I almost drowned while Steve was giving me the pink flamingo last night, luckily my hand found the flusher just in time."

2. Cindy: "Hey Natalie, why do you smell like a public bathroom?"
Natalie: "Oh, John gave me the pink flamingo before work today."
by Dankability June 25, 2008
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Flamingo

(v.) the act of dancing to a Brandon Flowers song, especially at one of his concerts.

(n.) the name of Brandon Flowers' new solo album
1.) I'm going to flamingo like crazy tonight at the BFlow show!

2.) Everyone should let loose and flamingo once in a while.

3.) Brandon wouldn't stop flamingoeing last night at the show...
by sweetestdownfall April 29, 2010
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Flooming

It is the combination of both flooding and spamming
"BANNED! For flooming!!"
"Darn floomer is flooming again"
by Zoeceh November 14, 2011
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flamingo legs

A flamingo legs is a girl with some long ass legs that stands, walks and sorta looks like a flamingo. Even tho shes a bird, shes the prettiest girl you could meet. Shes funny as fuck, likes food and sleep, and never fails to amuse seals.
"Damn, you got a flamingo legs
by Seal boi May 29, 2017
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Floppingoogin

When having sexual Intercourse with a 2000 pound woman with a flaccid penis then your dog/cat comes into the room and starts humping your leg then a bird comes in and shits on the woman's forehead then the bird eats your ass
Damn, I just got back from a disgusting Floppingoogin!
by That one guy with a foreskin October 25, 2018
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Carsick Flamingo (aka Scott Levengard)

No one actually knows what it is. But it's only legal in Guam. It requires 3 buckets of sorbet, and some pringles in a car with a woman. If you get caught doing this you're blown. Literally! You're getting blown and you get sent to federal prison.

Carsick Flamingo=Badass
Bro 1: "Why are you in prison again?"
Bro 2: "I'm too embarrassed to explain. I was doing the Carsick Flamingo (aka Scott Levengard) with my girl on the side (don't tell my gf!)"
by Dat Jew Doe August 25, 2011
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Texan Flamingo

A sex position when, a girl stands on one foot and is fucked from behind and as she is about to ejaculate she screams "yee-haw" and you pull out, ejaculate on her back and scream as if you was a shotgun going off.
Girl: damn baby, yee-haw cowboy ;)
Guy: KAPOW
Girl: Ive never had a good Texan Flamingo before.
by McPoppyAustin December 12, 2016
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