Flogging my log

Having a wank. More commonly used in Australia

I'm flogging my log at that hot chick that was at the bar

by cammz11 December 15, 2012

flogging the queen

a euphemism for a man masturbating

"Why do you need so much lotion and tissues?"
"I'm flogging the Queen"!

by Schoolh8tr April 24, 2014

floofing your fluff

To floof one's fluff means to puff up something fluffy. For example, you can floof your pillow, hair, or a hamster. That which is to be floofed is the fluff.

Ana, stop floofing your fluff!!!

fluffing your ego, floof, fluff

by Po1nt April 8, 2015

Flooking

When you're more than a shook and you have anxiety about be about quaking so you are fu**ing shook

Abel is not going to the vmas I am flooking
By Ruby Anne Armstrong

Uk

by RubyAnnexo August 31, 2017

Flooring

Over exaggerating a matter with no remorse towards one’s feelings.

Verb

I want you to ride my face and spell coconut backwards please...floored

Flooring is defined as expressing or displaying “extra” behavior towards any situation.

by Inkofgold September 13, 2019

flogging

like blogging but focusing on the future

John is flogging.

Sarah enjoys flogging every day about her future, I really connect with her flog.

by floggingnotblogging December 30, 2019

Flooding the mine

A sexual move in which you orgasm in the nose of your sexual partner, this term comes from the idea of “digging for gold” when you pick your nose

Mike: Yo Zach, Sarah let me try Flooding the mine on her!
Zach: Wtf if wrong with both of you?

by Bleary56 November 13, 2020