flanderdoodles

the private parts of The Simpsons character Ned Flanders; Ned's penis and testicles

(robot son punches flanders)
Flanders: Ow my flanderdoodles!

by deezee12345 June 30, 2008

Tinkle Fenders

Vaginal flaps

That bitch's tinkle fenders smell like a dumpster.

by John May 28, 2004

Flander

A flander is a tiny cat for your dog to keep it company while your out on a walk. There is no smaller pet for your flander. They don't make cats that small.

- My dog gets really unhappy when I leave for work, so he breaks things.

- Well, have you tried getting him a flander?

by JALSJ April 26, 2011

Ned Flanders

A boring man, someone who is extremely busy and just sooooo annoying. Theyre plain and a waste of time

Nah i dont like him like that, hes too much of a ned flanders

shutup ned flanders

by ittybittyt April 17, 2019

flanders

A wonderful, magical invisible octopus that is orange with purple spots. Flanders are often eaten by goats and turned into invisible goat turds which are strewn all over sidewalks. They are also the targets of multiple sad attempts at songwriting by deranged peoples that have nothing better to do with their lives YAY!

If I had a Flanders, I'd hug it and squeeze it and love it and name it George.

Damn, those Flanders sure are tight!

by mooogan August 30, 2004

fender

noun. A male's penis. Since a bumper is known as a female's butt, it only serves right that the fender be in the front, hence the penis.

When a bumper meets a fender it usually means that someone is screwing someone elses brains out...unless in the circumstances that clothes are still on then there's just excessive grinding and/or dry humping

Damn if you keep rubbin up against me with that huge bumper, my fender gonna tear that up!!!

You gonna cause a fender bender if you keep that up.

by Uncensored Reality January 7, 2010

fender

a folded piece of foil that you smoke meth on... always dull side up y'all!

hey pass that fender

by Missy J November 29, 2006