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The flashbang theory

The flashbang theory Is when a event happens and when people stop talking about the event, years later that event will be talk about from a person bring that events back in the public consciousness and discuss it with a new perspective years later, this caused a flashbang in the brain as they remember the event again
The flashbang theory can apply to tiktok, people sometimes will voice opinions in a short context, a person could upload a video talking about an event with a new perspective, causing people to bring it up again.

Russian Flashbang

The act in which a person who is on their knees (typically female) is giving a blowjob to which the person on the receiving end, at their climax slaps the ears of the person giving head and cums in their eyes simulating a flashbang.
"I heard you gave your girlfriend a Russian Flashbang."

"Yeah I did. She called the authorities on me, fortunately I wasn't charged with anything but she couldn't see or hear for 10 minutes."

Self-Inflicted Flashbang 

A Self-Inflicted Flashbang is when a male is masturbating and he claps his own ears as hard as possible. The stream of seminal fluid is directed at his eyes.
“Hey Todd wanna ho out to lunch?”
“What? Sorry, I committed a Self-Inflicted Flashbang earlier.”

The brown flashbang 

You take diarrhea and the materials for a pipe bomb and make 2 cylinders and fill one up with diarrhea and one with gunpowder.

Its used in the same way as a normal flashbang but a big mess is added and it can blind the enemies with shit
The military uses The Brown Flashbang instead of the normal flashbang

The brown flashbang 

When you make a pipe bomb but add an extra pipe that has diorrhea in it to blind enemies with shit
The military uses the brown flashbang instead of normal flashbangs

Ethan Trenum Flashbang 

A combat move where a victims head is slammed into a wall with great force
“Dude did you see that fight?” “yeah he got ethan trenum flashbanged