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Corporate Fisting

v. When a corporation screws people - shareholders, employees, other companies - over at an extreme level.
Sue's company sat on stock options under some pretext, then laid off everyone at her location once the stock price had crashed. Then they only gave the minimum severance, and cut out all bonuses. The company does it all the time - it is the corporate fisting champ.
by Seb13 February 5, 2009
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friend fishing

When one "fishes" for new friends by sending out friend invitations to the friends of friends on Facebook or MySpace. One can grow one's friends list exponentially using this practice.
Guy 1, "I wish I had more Facebook friends. Jeremy has, like, a million!"

Guy 2, "Yeah, dude, that's because he goes friend fishing whenever he gets an add."
by Skeptrix June 30, 2009
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Helicopter Fishing

Fishing by means of helicopter.

One flies in a helicopter until fish are discovered. Person fishing then jumps from the helicopter, while aligning himself as a torpedo, aiming for the fish.
by veen64 January 7, 2011
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freedom fighting

Going braless, as depicted in numerous movies where rebel women are wearing wife beaters sans bra. Opposite of going commando.
No bra?

Nope, I'm freedom fighting today.
by Anonymous!234S June 28, 2014
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anal fisting

the sliding of one's whole hand into another's anus
I walked into Bob's room and he was anal fisting his girlfriend
by Frederikson c304 January 30, 2006
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Alaskan spear fishing

The act of standing upon a surface of elevation, having the woman spread her legs, and diving in for quick and painful penetration. Never should anyone do this, ever.
Dude, I went Alaskan spear fishing on her for an hour and I kept missing!
by The Mighty Sack April 21, 2011
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Fishing off the company pier

Dating at work is a recipe for a sexual harassment lawsuit.
"You don't get your honey where you get your money. You don't go fishing off the company pier."
by thefirebuilds September 20, 2006
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