Facebook 

Facebook - A place for you to post song lyrics that reflect the mood your in, and add random people only to later ponder their meaning in your life.

Today I got on facebook to post a sad song lyric because I noticed that I don't actually have 666 friends.

Facebook by xshanexsmithx July 11, 2011

facebook 

a place for folks to vent their frustrations, display their chronicles, or brag about their successes and those of their families...and eating poop.

I had a facebook sandwhich on wheat.

facebook by The Angry Teacher November 23, 2011

Facebook 

Crack

It is said that more people in the world will spend around roughly 24-32 hours of their lives a week on their facebook profiles when online.

Facebook by Mark876 November 25, 2011

facebook 

the place where you can stalk your friends.. its a improvement to most from stalking friends on myspace... either way its a main stalk mode site where millions of people stalk daily.. make a new friend? why not go through all 400 pictures then see which one is hotter

FACEBOOK
Friend Request(s) 1
Name: francis
pictues: 400
now lets find the hottest pic...

facebook by your_father_abel September 4, 2011

facebook 

an addictive shit-hole where people in from either school or work add you. stalkers dream in other words.

person 1 on le phone typing
person 2: what are you doing?
person 1: I'm on Facebook.

facebook by usernameforurbandictionary September 16, 2011

Facebook 

A friendly way for kids to compete with one another in their perception of their own popularity. More specifically, the number of friends they have recorded, number of pictures they have tagged/ been tagged in, and the variety of comments on their "walls." Ironically created by a bitter, unpopular nerd.

Mike claims he has a facebook to "connect" with friends. In reality, Mike has a facebook to ensure others will believe he leads an enviable, popular life and to jack off to the bikini pictures of girls he managed to make contact with.

Facebook by breh breh October 4, 2011

Facebook 

Book with faces in it.

Your face is on my facebook

Facebook by Jj299 December 27, 2011