evan

The best person of all time. Always sexy. If you ever meet an Evan he will be the sexiest and hottest person you will ever meet

1.Man, what an Evan
2.I wish I knew an Evan

by god1111111 March 8, 2017

Evan

The most kind and loving person you could know. Evan is so smart and sexy he is the best friend you could ever ask for. Evan has a beautiful girlfriend all the time. He is never single because he is liked so much by everyone.

That kid is such and Evan.

by Kernith kernly February 28, 2017

evan

A white guy that tries to act ghetto, and he's rich. Everyone thinks he's annoying but tries to be freinds with him becuase he brings snacks to school.

"Im sick of evan's crap!"
"If you touch him, he will make his father sue."
"smh."

by Collage Proffesor January 30, 2017

Evan

Best guy friend to have! you can tell him anything and he'll straight up tell you what he thinks. he's honest, nice, athletic, and good-looking. He is, however, a bit of a whore. most of the time he's in a relationship but you never know with whom. still, you can't help but like him.

A: So, there's this guy creeping on me. its freaking me out.
Evan: Want me to beat him up?

A: How's your new girlfriend, Crystal?
Evan:I broke up with that chick last week...

Girl 1: Wow, he's soo hot! AND varsity football!
Girl 2: save it. he has a girlfriend...but he is sexy.

by curlygirl747 September 29, 2012

Evan

A loser who is bad at sex. Tends to be very short, but not built at all. He has a stupid looking haircut and is gay.

Person 1- man that guy is a LOSER, oh he must be named EVAN.

by CornDogLover December 2, 2017

Evan

Evan is the type of guy that seems innocent but is not, he can make you the happiest person or break your heart into a million pieces. He can easily deceive you with his quiet personality.

Evan is a piece of shit.

by Lilwhitegurl February 19, 2019

Evan

Evan is the guy many girls fall for. He's highly intelligent, although he may not always show it. His confident attitude is mesmerizing to all he interacts with. He can be caring, sweet, and kind, but he also has a bad side. He's not afraid to tease you and do anything he can to make you laugh. Evan is an amazing guy, but be careful, because he can be a player. Evan is a guy most strive to be like.

Girl 1: Hey, have you seen that cute guy?
Girl 2: Who? Evan? Yeah, I have. He's so cool.

by snowdrop22 March 17, 2019