1: the reincarnation of Jesus, returned to do battle with Godzilla.
2: What Bono would be if he saw his reflection in the toilet's water and said "Bono. You are a shit."
3:The legendary,immaculately mustached Gypsy prince that has graced the surface of the Earth with his ethnic magnificence for roughly a decade, spreading goodwill and psychotically aroused women wherever he goes due to his unorthodox masculinity; A machismo that only wanderlust kings can possess after knowing all of the world's lands-and ladies- intimately. His music however, which displays such intense and often fiery conviction, is what will allow the swashbuckling exploits of his companions that came from all of the corners of world to form the covenant-bound Gogol Bordello to live on until the day that music dies. And then probably even after that, but as a mind-blowing entity existing as a gypsy spirit bestowing luck and sex appeal to all it touches. Eugene Hutz is akin to a modern-day saint, but one that doesn't just bleed and pray. instead, as he suffers for and suffers with us, he drinks, parties and sleeps with us. And occasionally kicks our asses for being lame. Eugene Hutz is the face of all that is awesome including Tai Food and Accordions,perfectly rolled into one genetically superior burrito of an individual who smells something like the Ukraine, Sex, a Cuban cigar, whiskey, and the life we all aspire to live. Eugene Hutz is a God.
2: What Bono would be if he saw his reflection in the toilet's water and said "Bono. You are a shit."
3:The legendary,immaculately mustached Gypsy prince that has graced the surface of the Earth with his ethnic magnificence for roughly a decade, spreading goodwill and psychotically aroused women wherever he goes due to his unorthodox masculinity; A machismo that only wanderlust kings can possess after knowing all of the world's lands-and ladies- intimately. His music however, which displays such intense and often fiery conviction, is what will allow the swashbuckling exploits of his companions that came from all of the corners of world to form the covenant-bound Gogol Bordello to live on until the day that music dies. And then probably even after that, but as a mind-blowing entity existing as a gypsy spirit bestowing luck and sex appeal to all it touches. Eugene Hutz is akin to a modern-day saint, but one that doesn't just bleed and pray. instead, as he suffers for and suffers with us, he drinks, parties and sleeps with us. And occasionally kicks our asses for being lame. Eugene Hutz is the face of all that is awesome including Tai Food and Accordions,perfectly rolled into one genetically superior burrito of an individual who smells something like the Ukraine, Sex, a Cuban cigar, whiskey, and the life we all aspire to live. Eugene Hutz is a God.
That 90 year old woman was deaf, but when Eugene Hutz sang, she regained her hearing and her libido, became pregnant, and then gave birth to an angel all before he had finished saying that the women in town never get wet.
All Joannas approve of this man and have been impregnated with his children, so that they may make little Hutz's that will generate a fashion revolt.
All Joannas approve of this man and have been impregnated with his children, so that they may make little Hutz's that will generate a fashion revolt.
by thesmackman January 25, 2009
An extreme activity that involves at least three sheep, five priests, and one lonely obese girl. Similar to badminton, the game usually consists of balls being hit over a large object. In some countries, it is also known as extreme teabagging but sometimes it may involve the use of a petrified elephant testicle and a one gallon tub of vaseline.
It is illegal in the United States of America, because it has caused acute testicular shrinkage in 20% of all Asian American males.
It is illegal in the United States of America, because it has caused acute testicular shrinkage in 20% of all Asian American males.
"I'm 64 and a chronic masturbater with a disturbingly large Beanie Baby collection, because I enjoy Eugene Kanning too much when I am in Sunday School."
"I'm extreme and I Eugene Kan on a daily basis. The only side effect is that I ejaculate dust."
"I'm extreme and I Eugene Kan on a daily basis. The only side effect is that I ejaculate dust."
by Awesome Dave the Raver March 12, 2009
Ther persona of the YouTuber Kanel Joseph. Eugene is responsible for every comment section being filled with “imagine not knowing eugene.”
by H0ldenlol December 7, 2022
The amazing lead singer of the European gypsy punk band Gogol Bordello. Eugene was born in Kiev, Ukraine on October 31st 1972. He is also known for staring in the movie Everything Is Illuminated along with Elijah Wood.
by Lista August 6, 2007
Eugene Sprague is notable for committing suicide by nonchalantly falling backwards on the rail of the Golden Gate Bridge without any type of regretful or fearful movement.His suicide was film without his knowledge in the Eric Steel's documentary ''The Bridge'', a documentary which showed numerous people jumping of the Golden Gate Bridge to end their lives.
Eugene Sprague was filmed in the documentary ''The Bridge''
by comehometohell February 9, 2014
A Eugene Levy can be performed after one has anal sex. Take your penis after insertion (with poop on the end of it) and rub said waste onto your partner's eyebrows. This will cause the brows to look fuller and thicker, like actor Eugene Levy.
by fanny22 March 29, 2010
The Dirty Eugene is a deviant act perpetuated by the loneliest of sorts, the nerds of this world so obsessed with video game fantasies that they creep into other aspects of their lives. Eugene was selected as the human name that best represents this type of person.
Assuming that such a human can get laid, the act is as follows:
While banging a girl doggy style, the guy grabs his favourite gaming controller (generally the the "flight stick" style of joystick) and shoves it in her ass. This is customarily followed by a proclamation of "New High Score!"
Assuming that such a human can get laid, the act is as follows:
While banging a girl doggy style, the guy grabs his favourite gaming controller (generally the the "flight stick" style of joystick) and shoves it in her ass. This is customarily followed by a proclamation of "New High Score!"
Nerd 1: "Did you hear about john Doe?"
Nerd 2: "No, what happened?"
Nerd 1: "He got beaten down by Jane Doe after giving her the Dirty Eugene"
Nerd 2: "At least he's got the new High Score..."
Nerd 2: "No, what happened?"
Nerd 1: "He got beaten down by Jane Doe after giving her the Dirty Eugene"
Nerd 2: "At least he's got the new High Score..."
by ScreaminSeagull July 22, 2009