assholes and elbows

To move in a hurry; to go somewhere quickly; hustle.

When you hear the word to get over here...I wanna see assholes and elbows.

by Junior B. September 4, 2006

LO-eLbows

When someone delivers a joke that is deserving of a high five, but the giver's hands are full, LO-eLbows is then put into effect.

The action of LO-eLbows is simple. Where a high five is the slapping of hands, LO-eLbows is done by simply sticking your elbow out for the other person to touch their elbow to.

(While eating a plate of hot wings) Person A: Why is that no matter what an Ed Hardy shirt says on it, all I read is "Hey, look, I'm a douchebag!"?

(While also eating a plate of hot wings) Person B: Dude, high five! Wait...my hands...

Person A: No worries, bro! LO-eLbows!

by heytaxirocks August 8, 2009

elbow toucher

a ditzy (blonde) woman that you convince that if she can touch her elbows behind her back she won't have cancer, thus making her thrust her chest towards you giving you a nice view.

sam is an elbow toucher

by 100bc December 20, 2004

Elbow room

barely enough(or not enough)room

Could you speak to me somewhere else? I have only elbow room here.

by Light Joker October 8, 2004

movie elbow

The visible bruises and inherent soreness one gets in the elbow region after fighting with the person sitting next to them in the cinema over who has resting rights to the common armrest.

"The cinema was soooo crowded I had to sit next to this big dude who hogged the whole freaking armrest. Check out my movie elbow man."

by doc brown July 20, 2008

Ass Elbow

The terrible aching pain, usually in the elbow, that can result from giving someone a true Good Game.

Steve: I think i got Ass Elbow
Nolan: I need a doctor, really, if this hemorrhoid gets infected, I could die.

by Dick McFeely February 24, 2005

Elbow Skank

These are the only people in a high school who are not only complete whores, but also stupid enough to state the most obvious thing in the world. This new term derrives from the original most stupid phrase "I have... elbows" which has actually been heard around isolated schools in Michigan. It's use is to be so obscure that you could literaly call a girl a stupid ho right in front of her with it and she would never know. And if she did know, then she wasn't quite as stupid as you thought, hmm?

Elbow Skank: Oh-- mygod! Like, he was all, like, whoa, and I was all like yeah, like, I HAVE ELBOWS!!!"

You: Omfg, you elbow skank, stop talking!!!!

by Xno Malaria May 10, 2006