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Eggplant Hard

Eggplant Hard is the hardest version of hard.
by Handsy with Manny December 26, 2017
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Eggplant Ponderosa

When you can't please your wife so you have to call your only black friend to come over and please her with his very endowed member
John: Hey man...
Dan: What's up dude?
John: How are you and Jan?
Dan: Well things weren't going so well in the bedroom dept. so I made a call to get an Eggplant Ponderosa. She's never been happier!
by Throat punchingbag August 11, 2025
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gone off eggplant

When you leave the eggplant in the fridge for too long and it goes off.
by Debskelly1985 March 5, 2023
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go suck a white eggplant

It means go suck a d*ck

noobpwnzor1285: xDDDD get rekt KID
Jimmy1234: Go suck a white eggplant
by robloxsucki April 13, 2019
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Eggplant

My favourite vegetable is an eggplant, it’s really nice when you cook it with seasoning
by DidyuSeee March 26, 2019
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Eggplant Cutlets

The act of releasing onto a girl’s chest while having sex on the beach, after which one presses the woman’s breasts into the sand, thereby making what resembles two delicious eggplant cutlets. This move is similar to the “Chicken Cutlet” and “Screaming Seagull,” and acts as a vegetarian alternative.
I took Tina to the beach, and as we were going at it, she told me to finish on her chest. I surprised her by rolling her over, pressing her breasts into the sand, and making two perfect eggplant cutlets out of those beautiful warlocks.
by Apple Clis January 31, 2024
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Eggplant and Berries

Jenna: Man, that guy's got some nice Eggplant and Berries!
by Sweetcream June 9, 2019
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