Calvin Dietz

The inventor of sitting

Calvin Dietz invented sitting, don’t look that up

by This goddamn guy October 16, 2022

Jake Dietz

1.When you're looking out your window and watching kids at a birthday party

2. Asking someone weird personal questions

"Bro you are Jake Dietz right now staring out your window like that"
"What the Jake Dietz are you asking me I'm not telling you what bus number my bus is"

by CheifLarge March 2, 2023

The Dertz

Can be known as the Dertz, mcdertz, or mcDirties. A slang term for McDonalds in Southern Minnesota (Possibly other areas too)

Bro 1.) Aye, bro! Where you headed?

Bro 2.) shit man, I’m kinda stoned and hungry. I might fly through the Dertz

by GoEatShortsOffBartsbutt May 4, 2023