Douche Bag

A feminine product used for cleaning out the female vagina.

Also slang that means something closely related to asshole or shitface.
Why'd you poo on my jacket you douche bag?!

Jenny, my pussy is dirty can you get me my douche bag?
by tookis April 06, 2010
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Douche Bag

Hey, let's put our hats on backwards and go play Douche Bag.
by toypit April 18, 2022
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Douche Bag

Used as a noun, Douche Bag is a title earned by, most commonly, men who are...
Selfish, Narcissistic, Obnoxious, and/or mentally insane.

Douche Bags are most commonly: Chads, Clout Chasers, Attention whores, and Fags
Person 1: "did you hear what Connor did to Janie!?"
Person 2: "omg what happened!?"
Person 1: "Connor asked Janie on a date and she rejected her, so he spread a rumor that she sucked off LeBron"
Person 2: "What a Douche Bag!"
by phat.memes.87 March 21, 2019
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Douche Bag

Anyone who appears or watches a reality television show.
Hey man, American Idol is on in 5 minutes.

Fuck off mate, that show is full of Douche Bag's
by Ceebus May 17, 2009
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Douche Bag

a person who is rude and will make a perfect punching bag when irritated
I need to practice with my douche bag, i need a better punch
by PANDAHlOVER December 18, 2014
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a man of great intelligence with a weird obsession with the color purple. he goes by several different aliases and usually roles with a butt buddy at all times. known to suck the life out of a room and offend women with the slightest of ease.
''who is that guy? he totally just killed the party.''

''oh thats adam, hes a real douche bag''
by pooder =) May 20, 2009
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Douche bag

His name is nick. Nick is a douche. Fuck you nick, you’re a douche, don’t be nick.
Defined qualities a nick has:
-Homeless
-Is a douche bag
-An asshole
-Bad
-No bitches, absolutely none, gets no play
by I hate you nick December 29, 2021
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