douche bags

an insult. see "John Edwards"

On south park, John Edwards won the biggest douche bag in the universe award

by skinny whiteboy October 14, 2003

douche bag

a person (typically a guy) who succeeds in pissing everyone off and completely failing to recognize it. except for some reason manages to be the most attractive guy (typically) in the place.

sometime refers to a guy who writes bad four chord repeat songs on a guitar then names the song after a girl.

wow that guy is a douche bag.

what a douchey song.

by chuck norris :D April 16, 2009

douche bag

(n) {French, fr. Italian "doccia"}
1. An object used for vaginal hygeine.
2. Jason Mraz

1. A vaginal cleaning is simply incomplete without a proper douche bag.
2. That douche bag is still peddling his corny tripe on the radio.

by janet99 February 8, 2009

douche bag

a member of the MTV show: jersey shore

any number of douche bags might be found on the MTV website under jersey shore

by hate douches February 17, 2010

douche bags

An Item that a woman uses to clean out her vaginia

by Anonymous August 18, 2003

Douche bag

Kanye West

MTV VMA
taylor swift wins.
Kanye: Sorry Taylor I love you, but Beyonce had the best video of the decade.

...That's a douche bag in action right thur

by jenellefosho September 20, 2009

Douche bag

n. a word used to describe Luke Capen; how he acts, looks, dresses, speaks, smiles, dances, etc. Can be substituted with douche, douchey, and doucher.

Also can describe the rare other hot ginger kids like Luke who think they are really cool but actually aren't.

"Hey do you know Luke Capen?"
"Yeah that kids the biggest douche bag I've ever met in my life"

by Lukesdouchebagfriend October 11, 2011