a game in which a group of guys stand in a circle and masturbate onto a dorito. the last one the ejaculate on it has to eat it.
by qacko2626 November 16, 2010
by driver47 April 05, 2008
When a man has an uncircumsized penis and is not particularly focused on hygiene. When foreskin is "rolled back" and the dick is revealed, it is cheesy and dirty and gross looking.
by Smiley Wiley's whore August 16, 2006
When a teenage boy dancing with a teenage girl has eaten too many smelly chips and breathes in her face while the tip of his wang pokes at her leg.
"Gross! I was dancing with Tad and he totally had a dorito boner!"
"No way, you smell like a dorito boner."
"No way, you smell like a dorito boner."
by shmolly bananagins October 18, 2011
When a person with short, fat fingers fingers a girl after eating Doritos. He will never wash his hands.
by beavispresley April 20, 2009
Daygo andd Danny Dorito
by Youngone95 March 10, 2009
The speed that you maintain in Walmart to get what you need fast enough to leave, but slow enough to not draw attention to yourself and let your mind process the information you need. (Can be used to find things other than Doritos, like clearing rooms in a gunfight.)
by Scout339 September 23, 2022