Someone who drives slow in the fast lane.
There’s been such an increase in people who drive at their own leisure in the fast lane, I had to give them a name.
There’s been such an increase in people who drive at their own leisure in the fast lane, I had to give them a name.
Move over, doot-ta-do, this isn’t your personal driveway!
Sorry I’m late, there was a doot-ta-do hogging the left lane.
Sorry I’m late, there was a doot-ta-do hogging the left lane.
by jgoddess3 August 27, 2025
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“No man, I’ve been specking out”
“Ffs pass the bong if you’re not taking the doot”
“Ok I’m taking it now bro - do you think this is a piece…”
“Bro no more DWD (dooting while driving) you’re getting too sketched out.”
“Ok man after this last doot-ski, I just need one last one and I’ll be good”
“Man you said that the last 3 times! It’s never gunna be the last doot”
“Until we run out then…”
“No man, I’ve been specking out”
“Ffs pass the bong if you’re not taking the doot”
“Ok I’m taking it now bro - do you think this is a piece…”
“Bro no more DWD (dooting while driving) you’re getting too sketched out.”
“Ok man after this last doot-ski, I just need one last one and I’ll be good”
“Man you said that the last 3 times! It’s never gunna be the last doot”
“Until we run out then…”
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