Doof

The act of playing a guitar using your dick

I couldn’t get the rif right using my fingers so I had to doof it out

by Joyadu October 18, 2025

Doof Spoofin

the squirting and spurting of papa's seminal fluid all ova ya face bitch!

"Oh my god that really sexy guy, Papa Sull, is doof spoofin tha shit out of 11 totally hot doof pixies!"

by Doof Pixie November 16, 2011

Doof

When you push a fart and poop comes out

I'll Doof on your face if you keep being a dick

by Kid la thin July 31, 2016

doof

you say sarcastically. actual dumb fuck, does stupid stuff to impress people, says dumbest answers when they are actually rlly smart and don't want to admit it just to make people laugh.

girl 1: *sarcastically*He's such a doof.
girl 2: Ikr! I thought I liked him then, I was in his math class and he gave the stupidest answers ever!!

by thicassgirl October 24, 2018

Doof

basically a word to say when you don’t know what to say...just like oof

“hey wanna go out?”

“doof”

by Thotty101 April 15, 2019

Doof

The opposite of food

Get that doof out of your diet, it will make you sick.

by APK- February 13, 2022

Doof

a whore, a slut, and a bitch, but just a nicer way to say it
can also be said to animals as gross ugly or fat or stupid

ur such a doof
hey! that’s mean

by hoe ass bitch 🥵🖤 December 15, 2019