Doof

The act of playing a guitar using your dick

I couldn’t get the rif right using my fingers so I had to doof it out

by Joyadu October 18, 2025

doof

you say sarcastically. actual dumb fuck, does stupid stuff to impress people, says dumbest answers when they are actually rlly smart and don't want to admit it just to make people laugh.

girl 1: *sarcastically*He's such a doof.
girl 2: Ikr! I thought I liked him then, I was in his math class and he gave the stupidest answers ever!!

by thicassgirl October 24, 2018

Doof

Someone who is annoying

Oh you’re a doof

by CloKitKat September 8, 2018

Doof

A complete and utter idiot

James is such a massive DOOF!

by WannaCurlUpWatchDisneyAndEat June 25, 2015

Bibby doof gumper

By day, a bibby doof gumper is an ordinary, everyday Navy officer. By night, however, he is a hella evil terrorist who will stop at nothing to destroy America

Me: Hey dude, you seem to be a normal individual who is definitely not a terrorist at all
You: O, that's cool. By the way, America totally sucks.
Me: Dude, you're a "bibby doof gumper"

by hellacoolbrah June 28, 2010

doof

A word describing a mix of food from opposite kinds. For example, "doof" can mean good mixes like fries and ice cream or bad mixes like ketchup and water.

"This food tastes like doof."

by casperito May 27, 2023

Doof

Another word for a vape

Bro can I have rip of your doof?

Let me schpank your doof

by Schpank August 31, 2021