Dereliction of Doody

The state of being so constipated that your colon legally files for unemployment. Often occurs with traveling, certain foods, or medications.

By the 4th night of Passover, my massive consumption of matzah caused such a Dereliction of Doody that I could no longer bend down to tie my shoes.

by Gipple March 1, 2018

Doodie knuckle

Poo stuck in crevices on the knuckle of your finger

I fingered my girlfriends butt and got doodie knuckle

by TexasAcehole March 9, 2020

doody sleep

Amount of sleep which is needed for a person to poop well when he or she gets up in the morning.

You don't need beauty sleep, however, you definitely could use some doody sleep. When was the last time you pooped?

by Igor Klebanov June 22, 2017

doodie rider

someone who rides the doodie; someone who enjoys anal sex

That guy is a doodie rider every night.

by doodierider January 19, 2010

Doggies doodies

An Anglo-Saxon expression for something really cool and gob-smacking.

1. I've just bought a Wii. Its the blinking doggies doodies.
2. My new coffee machine can make more froth than a fire extinguisher. Now is that the doggies doodies or what?

by Collers February 5, 2008

doody winklesass

a man or woman of difficult or annoying nature.

-When I asked Bertha about her new trailer, she told me to go fuck myself. She was being a real Doody Winklesass

by Scott Yacyshyn February 5, 2005

doody pooty

the act of feeling like an Asshole; feeling down; a random word that shows you are upset; synonym for crap

Jimmy got an F on his test and felt like a doody pooty.
Jimmy just took a nasty dooty pooty.

by pantoliano July 28, 2009