A dog is a fairy that jumps out of your TV screen when you wish for one, then proceeds to fly away and poop on your dead moms head.
by vwezluag23ql57rf8a<vl. March 6, 2022

An awesome ball of fur, unless it was all scratched off. A dog can help in many ways, and for this reason, dogs may be superior to cats, even though both animals are great. Also famous for the incredibly cute head tilt. See, some cute animals may matter to the world after all. No, this does not include pieces of shit pests, like most of the rodents you guys somehow shit out your brains and decided to like.
Person 1: What pets do you have?
Person 2: I have a cat.
Person 1: Sweet! I have a dog.
Person 2: Cool.
Person 2: I have a cat.
Person 1: Sweet! I have a dog.
Person 2: Cool.
by PI55 September 20, 2018

1. A furry, slobbery pet who will love you until they die.
2. A guy who hits on a lot of girls.
3. A friend (Pidgin)
2. A guy who hits on a lot of girls.
3. A friend (Pidgin)
1. I love my dog, Thumper. He's just the best.
2. My boyfriend, he a dog.
3. Eh, dog, we go Waimea's tomorrow, ah?
2. My boyfriend, he a dog.
3. Eh, dog, we go Waimea's tomorrow, ah?
by tacodog12 July 7, 2017

by Depression.is.neat September 27, 2019
