dexter cat

A fat badass cat that will shit in your bushes

There's Dexter Cat, crappin' in those bushes again

by Bossboy510 July 06, 2019

Dexter Ortiz

He is a good person he is a cheezit He is a duck and he concernd about if someone gets hit in the nuts.

Dexter Ortiz is a good person

by Cipber March 26, 2022

dexter coleman

One of the sexiest people you will ever meet. Has a lovely buzz cut, thorough enjoyer of assaulting children. Heavy mouth breather. Professional filmmaker and dancer for tiktok.
Has a knack for sniffing young childrens hair.

Did you hear about that guy sniffing kids hair?
Yeah his name is Dexter coleman

by Harvey Trapps October 16, 2021

lexter dexter

Someone who bullshits or lies about everything he or she says. They will also ditch you and make up an excuse why they weren't there.

Joey: (on the phone): Hey Billy what time are you going to meet me at the bars?

Billy: I should be there after I get back from the game.

:::hangs up:::

Joey (to Penny): He better not be lexter dextering again!

by Yazthee12 October 29, 2007

Dexterous biscuit

A biscuit that uses its tiny hands to ‘hold itself together’ better.
See also dexterous Pringle.
And biscuit dexterity.

Caramel choc hob non holds more dexterity so can be dunk a few times 😋
A very dexterous biscuit indeed.

by Gentlemens night May 27, 2020

Dexter Style

When you suffocate a person with a zip-tie and then wrap them naked in plastic to dismember them with a saw and throw their dismembered body in garbage bags in a lake because they committed a heinous crime.

John: hey did you hear that guy over there abused his wife and daughter!?

Emily: yeah I did, Imma kill him Dexter Style

by GaySexLord69 June 06, 2024

dexter style

When you lay down a bunch of plastic sheeting and fuck a girl while she’s on her period and then throw the sheeting into the ocean.

It’s that time of the month for my girl and I didn’t want to fuck my couch up so we did it dexter style.

by OnionAnus October 06, 2019