devossed

When the last tiny shred of hope is shattered. Origin: Betsy DeVos confirmation and the Pence tie-breaker.

I still hoped that the Seattle Mariners might enter the playoffs, but then they lost and Baltimore got the wild card slot.

Oh man! I might not miss my flight! As long as the wait at security isn't too long...sees massive line Oh shit, I got devossed again.

by smartalec253 February 8, 2017

mutton dressed as dog dirt

An ugly, often old has been, who's trying to look sexy by wearing a short skirt and make up, making a small improvement from the accident she had with the ugly tree

'Ere, Bri, you seen that old bird in accounts in that short skirt? Aye, mutton dressed as dog dirt

by LoonyBob September 10, 2010

Depressed Octopus

A depressed octopus is usually a female that is very happy and weird.

Katie: *Throws apple at a hobo* *Laughs*

Me: o.O You're such a depressed octopus!!

by Carl the Unicorn August 23, 2011

Dressed to the Eights

Anyone (male or female) who is wearing clothing to attend a society event, concert, wedding, funeral, rave, or other social gathering that is not anything approaching appropriate attire for the event in question, yet the person so dressed believes that they are the envy of other people attending the event because their clothing is cool when it is actually uncool, expensive when it is actually cheap, and fashionistas are probably mistaking them for celebutantes.

"James! Who is God's name is that person Dressed to the Eights over by the punch bowl? Did you invite him? Isn't that a plastic Dracula cape from Wal-Mart and part of a Harry Potter costume?"

by GPurvis November 4, 2013

Depressed

Kimberly

Wow, I'm realizing how depressed I am. will it end ?

by TurtlesWithKittenTails February 28, 2014

Depressed David

A hipster American white male who calls himself a creative but is actually self involved, self-absorbed, self serious. Most likely lives in Brooklyn, Astoria or East Village. Also have one intense hobby (such as bikes, craft beer, art haus film or photography)

He’s such a depressed David, all he wants to talk about is himself and his bike collection.

by Bitchlee May 3, 2018

Depressed

When somebody doesn't let your definition become a definition on Urban Dictionary

I'm depressed

by therightmeaning November 20, 2018