"Man 'Ol Joe aint lookin so hot!" "ah. you noticed... he has Biden Derangement Syndrome... bless his soul..."
by ChudeusMaximus January 24, 2024
Deranged Grindr Syndrome (or DGS) is a psychiatric condition affecting an unknown number of gay men who use Grindr for sexual purposes. People with DGS may exhibit a wide variety of antisocial or psychotic symptoms including:
- Ghost-facing: Attempting to engage in chat with other users without having any pics of themselves
- Hole-bombing: Sending unsolicited images of their gaping holes to complete strangers
- Pic-collecting: Requesting images from other people when they haven’t shared any pics of themselves
- Wounded ego: Impaired ability to cope with rejection, such as demanding an explanation for why a complete stranger is not attracted to them
- Silent treatment: Engaging in extensive chat with another user and indicating an interest in meeting up for sex, and then going silent and never responding again
- Ghost-meeting (different from ghost-facing): making an actual plan with someone from the app to meet in person, exchanging location details and setting a specific time, and then ghosting the person with no warning or explanation
- Stalking: tracking another user’s online presence and bombarding them with messages each time they come online
If you or someone you love suffers from DGS, help is available. Speak to a mental health professional.
- Ghost-facing: Attempting to engage in chat with other users without having any pics of themselves
- Hole-bombing: Sending unsolicited images of their gaping holes to complete strangers
- Pic-collecting: Requesting images from other people when they haven’t shared any pics of themselves
- Wounded ego: Impaired ability to cope with rejection, such as demanding an explanation for why a complete stranger is not attracted to them
- Silent treatment: Engaging in extensive chat with another user and indicating an interest in meeting up for sex, and then going silent and never responding again
- Ghost-meeting (different from ghost-facing): making an actual plan with someone from the app to meet in person, exchanging location details and setting a specific time, and then ghosting the person with no warning or explanation
- Stalking: tracking another user’s online presence and bombarding them with messages each time they come online
If you or someone you love suffers from DGS, help is available. Speak to a mental health professional.
Deranged Grindr Syndrome is like when some rando with no face pic hole-bombs you with 15 photos of their gaping anus and then demands that you unlock your private album.
by xxxtraspecial June 02, 2024
a mentaly deranged animal a person who likes turning into a animal, drawing animals or having sex with animals or all at once
by amongussus1212 August 25, 2023
Or simply, TDS.
A person afflicted with TDS suffers severe panic attacks at the mere sight of Turkey, or anything remotely related to Turks, Turkey and their history. More research is being conducted on this newly discovered mental illness.
A person afflicted with TDS suffers severe panic attacks at the mere sight of Turkey, or anything remotely related to Turks, Turkey and their history. More research is being conducted on this newly discovered mental illness.
Normal Person: The trade between Russia and the Ottoman Emp-
Guy who suffers from Turkish Derangement Syndrome: THE OTTOMAN EMPIRE KILLED ARMENIANS THEY TOOK CONSTANTINOPLE I HATE TURKEY DEUS VULT GO BACK TO ANATOLIA TURK.
Normal Person: .... Sir, this is a Russian history class
Guy who suffers from TDS: YOU WORK FOR THE TURKS RIGHT? YOU ARE A TURKISH SHILL. YOU GENOCIDE DENIER SCUMBAG
Guy who suffers from Turkish Derangement Syndrome: THE OTTOMAN EMPIRE KILLED ARMENIANS THEY TOOK CONSTANTINOPLE I HATE TURKEY DEUS VULT GO BACK TO ANATOLIA TURK.
Normal Person: .... Sir, this is a Russian history class
Guy who suffers from TDS: YOU WORK FOR THE TURKS RIGHT? YOU ARE A TURKISH SHILL. YOU GENOCIDE DENIER SCUMBAG
by Black Boy From The Jungle October 07, 2018
A form of mud-slinging used by supporters of a president that aims to mock their opposition. "President Derangement Syndrome" is the argument that the very existence of said president makes their opposition irrationally angry and unable to think of a legitimate reason for their contempt of said president.
When used in a sentence, the word "President" is replaced with the actual president's surname; for example, if this argument were to be used against those who were opposed to Barack Obama, it would be called "Obama Derangement Syndrome."
When used in a sentence, the word "President" is replaced with the actual president's surname; for example, if this argument were to be used against those who were opposed to Barack Obama, it would be called "Obama Derangement Syndrome."
President Derangement Syndrome is commonly attributed to Donald Trump, leading to an erroneous belief that it started with his presidency; in fact, it started with George W. Bush -- "Bush Derangement Syndrome." Ironically, Bush wound up being quite possibly the most universally hated president in history, and his vice president became not only the most unpopular vice president of all time, but also one of the most unpopular U.S politicians EVER.
The phrase experienced a resurgence under Donald Trump due to him being the most utterly polarizing person in America, as well as the infamous meme "Luke Crywalker" where a woman screams "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" as she hears the news of his inauguration. It proved to be such a commonly used argument by his supporters that it completely overshadowed its predecessor, especially because Trump isn't as universally hated as Bush, so it still holds up.
The phrase experienced a resurgence under Donald Trump due to him being the most utterly polarizing person in America, as well as the infamous meme "Luke Crywalker" where a woman screams "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" as she hears the news of his inauguration. It proved to be such a commonly used argument by his supporters that it completely overshadowed its predecessor, especially because Trump isn't as universally hated as Bush, so it still holds up.
by Ubeenbamboozledson November 21, 2022
Taylor Derangement Syndrome (TDS) is a mental condition in which a person has been driven effectively insane due to their dislike (or like) of Taylor Swift to the point at which they will abandon all logic and reason. (Mostly seen in grown men and women who previously had indifferent opinions on the artist)
Symptoms may include:
Heart palpations
Thinking in Taylor Swift lyrics
Craving pumpkin spice
Posting online rants
Sacrificing voodoo replica dolls of swift haters
Symptoms may include:
Heart palpations
Thinking in Taylor Swift lyrics
Craving pumpkin spice
Posting online rants
Sacrificing voodoo replica dolls of swift haters
"Did you hear about Maiko? They put her on a 72 hr lock down because of her Taylor Derangement Syndrome!"
"Why is everyone fighting about Taylor?!"
"I think they have TDS! "
"Omg I would die for Taylor. I spent my entire life savings on bleacher seats!! In my broke era!!"
"Bitch, you might have TDS"
"Why is everyone fighting about Taylor?!"
"I think they have TDS! "
"Omg I would die for Taylor. I spent my entire life savings on bleacher seats!! In my broke era!!"
"Bitch, you might have TDS"
by Maiko182022 October 08, 2023
(1)Complete reversal of previous positions on important or trivial matters affecting everyday life ... normally but not necessarily appearing when one turns 50+ ...
(2)Suddenly giving up on previously held beliefs ... Flipping-flopping on a given issue ...
(2)Suddenly giving up on previously held beliefs ... Flipping-flopping on a given issue ...
Bob is a peace activist his entire life, but while on his death bed, he decides that conflict is a necessary action of humanity, he is obviously suffering from "Old Man Derangement Syndrome".
Fran is a life long Republican, but when she turns 60 years old, Fran becomes a Democrat, throwing away long .held political beliefs.
Jim believes in marriage being between a male and female, but in his later years of life, decides marriage can be between a male and female, a male and male, or a female and female.
Fran is a life long Republican, but when she turns 60 years old, Fran becomes a Democrat, throwing away long .held political beliefs.
Jim believes in marriage being between a male and female, but in his later years of life, decides marriage can be between a male and female, a male and male, or a female and female.
by HatesOldManFlipFlopping May 29, 2012