Unfortunately, this department cannot assist you with your problem. Why? Because I don't give a fuck.
Joey just got fired. He wants to appeal it.

He needs to talk to the department of I don't give a fuck. That guy's an idiot.
by Shuaman October 12, 2018
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Tortured poets department

Taylor Swift’s new album for the readers and the writers.
by cloudstrawberry February 05, 2024
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Bogulation Department

Wait a second, I am just going to use the Bogulation Department before we leave.
by Freckledchocobo August 08, 2019
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Depart and split

it means to leave word created my i am yung geek
by Jameie box February 02, 2019
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Based Department

When you friend say something based or performs something based so you say “Hello? Based Department? And they respond “Lil B speaking” and then you say “is _____ Based?” And they sayyes very based”
1. I just lost my virginity
2. Hello? Based Department?
1. Lil B Speaking!
2. Is this based?
1. Yes, very based
by Red40isgood February 05, 2025
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Department of Operations

A bunch of edgy kids from the Nova Corporation who give reach arounds to NCMs while asking them about their recent activities in a forbidden bookshelf. Many people say they want to join the Department of Operations even though there's a high chance they'll have their ass fucked by more people than they can count.
I saw the Department of Operations fuck the shit out of a NCM.
by thugshakerhunter January 25, 2023
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DAP (Department of Anomalous Phenomena)

A covert organization supposedly dedicated to investigating and documenting unexplained and anomalous phenomena, including extraterrestrial life, advanced technologies, and mysterious organisms. The DAP is rumored to be transitioning to a public-facing role, aiming to share findings and collaborate with governments worldwide. Think of it as a mix between scientific research and X-Files-level investigations.
Person 1: "What’s the DAP?"
Person 2: "It’s the Department of Anomalous Phenomena. They look into aliens, weird tech, and all kinds of unexplained stuff."
Person 1: "Oh, so like the SCP Foundation?"
Person 2: "Sort of, but DAP claims to be real."
by Xerp616 January 12, 2025
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