Dumb Deer

A common phrase used to describe a brunette, rather than a blonde, with low intelligence, practical experience, or common sense. It compares her intelligence to that of roadkill.

Wow, Jane just got a -14 on her math test... She's such a dumb deer.

Kandel is such a dumb deer! She keeps complaining that her pencil is backwards and that the eraser is where the point should be and the point is where the eraser should be!

by Endoplasmc Reti February 5, 2010

The Deer Feeder

When a dude cums in his hand and his partner then eats it out of his hand as dude pets their head .

Credit to G.A

That chick loved it when i gave her The Deer Feeder.

by Full palms June 16, 2016

Dance with the deer

Having one or two or three or too many shots of the German drink Jägermeister. Generally you do silly things, sometimes including dancing or simply falling over.

To dance with the deer is fun.
Dancing with the deer is fun that night till you get awoken by the deer's hoof in your head the next day.
I danced with the deer last night.

by Mb500 March 2, 2009

Donnie the Dealer

Donnie the Dealer is a sasquatch character from the popular Australian animated 'The Big Lez Show'.

He is professional at dealing shit.

Lez: "So how long is it gonna take you to get 25 million dollars worth of shit to my door?"

Donnie: "Mate, I'm Donnie the Dealer, give me 48 hours."

Lez: "Tops."

by SassyTheSasquatch April 10, 2014

Poop Dealer

A Poop Dealer is a male who sells Poopy in many diffrent colors .
The Dealer typically where a AcDc shirt and skinny jeans with a soul patch and a reciting hair line

Person 1 Imma hit up my poop dealer
Person 2 Damn does he have purple
Person 1 hell yeah he does

by TheEpicPoopDealer June 13, 2019

deer

a deer is a mammal that primarily lives in north america. they mainly eat sasquatch and aliens. 97% of the deer population is suicidal. their favourite way of suicide to to hop in front of cars. Every July 5th the remaining population get together and drink until they cant stand.

Jill, stop. the deer is already dead.
No! he's just drunk.

by Nickaliszious January 1, 2009

Drug Dealers

People who help a lot.

Hey what’s up my Drug Dealer?
Nothin much James! Got the money?
Yeah. Got the stuff?

Drug Dealers are epic

by dad at grocery store October 20, 2019