by Claytonn89 March 04, 2016
To have a one night stand with a 'lady' you've known for 10 minutes on new years eve, wake up the following morning in a state of amnesia not knowing who/what/where etc. and embarking on an epic 7 mile walk of shame.
by Joey Davis January 07, 2009
An arsehole who sticks his tongue in his mouth as if he's got a Willy in it he acts completely gay but around girls he deepens his voice to try sound cool even though he just looks like a fucking cunt
by Fuckin person July 19, 2017
That’s classic darren
by Nerdiate June 12, 2018
Commonly found in GTA 5. His main task is to end your life! From doing his paper round at 6 in the morning; to having a coffee with no milk at night, you best hope you keep his needs satisfactory otherwise he may just do a T- 20 countdown on you with a otherwise demeaning full HK- 300 Tank! Question fives are his only weakness as he is never given them in the exam which he is not allowed to sit down in back of the lack of seats in the freezing cold hall...
Calum: “Hey Darren Gover, here is what I promised ya!”
Darren: “THEIR IS NO MILK IN MY COFFEE!”
Calum: “Well, isn’t that a Big Fat Bummer....”
Darren: “THEIR IS NO MILK IN MY COFFEE!”
Calum: “Well, isn’t that a Big Fat Bummer....”
by Agent Milton March 09, 2019