The parent that takes the most shit. Sure, if you had a shitty father, then go ahead and bitch, but not all of us did. Some of us had great fathers, who really loved us, and weren't assholes. Honestly, if you could see how much damage a mother could do to one's self esteem, you wouldn't even place so much blame on "dear old dad"
Dad: "Oh, nice. I spend all my life to raise a family, and buy them a house, and then my wife divorces me, and takes the house that I paid for, and my kids, so she can go off with some other man, and treat my own children like shit. But at least I got a tie for Fathers day, that makes up for everything"
by You want to know who wrote this that badly? February 21, 2006
Father: Come on kiddo! Say "Daddy"!
Son: ...Did you say something Not-The-Mama?
Father: ................
Son: ...Did you say something Not-The-Mama?
Father: ................
by IcyShadows January 18, 2011
by mayahawkesgf:) March 13, 2023
The often overlooked and underappreciated parental figure. Just because he didnt give birth to you doesnt mean he can't love you the same, or more than a mother can. Also, whats up with the husband getting a 3000 dollar ring for the wife, on mothers day, and the wife getting the husband a 2 dollar tie for fathers day?
Dads have it rough. Having to be placed in the deadbeat dad category whenever you screw up really sucks. (Although some dads really do suck big time, like those ones that just run off, and leave the mother with a pregnant baby, and take absolutely no responsibility at all. They suck.
by you want to know who wrote this that badly? June 1, 2005
1. The guy who never came back from the store
2. Self claimed friend who decided to adopt you because of your daddy issues
2. Self claimed friend who decided to adopt you because of your daddy issues
1. "Hey mom when will dad bring the milk back."
2. "Oh hey I'm your dad now cause your dad's a bitch,"
2. "Oh hey I'm your dad now cause your dad's a bitch,"
by That one depressed emo kid in April 1, 2020
Present participle of the verb "to dad".
To care for offspring in a very male way. Often, but not always, accomplished with beer, tv, and half-truths. Successful dadding involves the child being whole and unmarked, clean, fed, in diapers and PJs, and napping/asleep by the time the partner returns from whatever they were doing.
To care for offspring in a very male way. Often, but not always, accomplished with beer, tv, and half-truths. Successful dadding involves the child being whole and unmarked, clean, fed, in diapers and PJs, and napping/asleep by the time the partner returns from whatever they were doing.
"I didn't get the chance to clean up the apartment, repair the front porch, or wash the cars. I was dadding"
"Our child is fed, bathed, and asleep. Nice dadding!" (Alternate usage: "Our child is still alive and in one piece. Nice dadding!")
"Our child is fed, bathed, and asleep. Nice dadding!" (Alternate usage: "Our child is still alive and in one piece. Nice dadding!")
by Dang_elf January 14, 2013
Word used to describe the repeated shits that you get the day after an evening of drinking to excess.
Stands for: Day After Drinking Shits
May also come with a delayed hangover or could creep upon you later in the day as delayed DADS.
Stands for: Day After Drinking Shits
May also come with a delayed hangover or could creep upon you later in the day as delayed DADS.
Example:
Joe: "Hey Casey? Wanna come out boating with us?"
Casey: "No, I better not. I drank an ass load of all kinds of stuff last night, and I don't want to keep docking to run to the restroom. I've the DADS really bad dude."
Joe: "Hey Casey? Wanna come out boating with us?"
Casey: "No, I better not. I drank an ass load of all kinds of stuff last night, and I don't want to keep docking to run to the restroom. I've the DADS really bad dude."
by all4us August 19, 2009