douchecanoe

it’s where someone is being an asshole and it’s a nice way to say to build a boat cry me a river and float the fuck away or a nice of way of saying to build a bridge and get over it.

“omg he’s such a douchecanoe for cheating on you”

douchecanoe by bischtiddies February 23, 2019

ass douchecanoe 

your little brother or sister

That ass douchecanoe went into my room.

ass douchecanoe by MMB is amazing like Tribs December 24, 2010

douchecano 

n. An erupting volcano of douchiness.

We left the frat party because it was about to turn into a douchecano.

douchecano by DeSlice January 4, 2012

douchecanoe

Douchecanoe (n) -

1. A long-winded and narrow-minded douche.

2. The preferred mode of transportation for one or more douchebags.

1. "That unspecified radio shock jock can bloviate for hours without using a single shred of evidence to back his claims; he is a certifiable douchecanoe."

2. "Oh great, Brock and the gang just rolled up on the front lawn in their douchecanoe. This party is officially fucked."

douchecanoe by Nuanda03 August 29, 2012

DoucheCanoeFuckNugget 

A guy who ghosts a girl because he is “moving out of state” even thought he just wanted to get with a different girl.

You are such a DoucheCanoeFuckNugget!

Damn DoucheCanoeFuckNugget!!

DoucheCanoeFuckNugget by Satan333 August 1, 2019

douchecanoe

First used in 1997 when Bryon Wright and Graham Marchbank attempted to create insults while high on mushrooms. Graham invented the term Twatwaffle which mean that "you're a twat on every level in many ways" whereas Bryon invented Douchecanoe as a way of saying "you're such a big douche that your very existence crossed the ocean and killed people with your douchebaggery".

You folks, know the origins of two terms and in the days pre-myspace.. the term Douche-Canoe was spread via IRC, a chat channel that Anonymous now uses.

Jake Paul is a douchecanoe for promoting gambling to kids around the world.

douchecanoe by Palionu June 23, 2019

douchiecanoe 

a person who has surpassed the douche standard by a huge amount. they have went so far that you have to get in a canoe and paddle many miles to the place that they have gone.

this level of douchieness has gone farther than any amount of money that you can put in the douche jar.

oh my gosh Jackson is SUCH a douchiecanoe, he stole my girlfriend and slept with my mom in the SAME day.

douchiecanoe by douchiecanoe August 16, 2016