A state in which a married couple merely separates and dwells in different abodes without the benefit of legal proceedings
"I aint payin' for no lawyer, Billy Bob, so ya jest pack it up "n' move on outta here! We'll jest have to make do with a hillbilly divorce!"
by hootnannie October 22, 2009

A method that allows a more natural percentage marriages to end as they should have before No Fault Divorces were possible.
The divorce rate is around 50% which is the natural percentage today. No Fault Divorce allows people to do what people do. Lack of No Fault Divorce is un-natural and keeps the percentages lower. It is unfortunate that children need to suffer as a result of bad decisions made by adults.
by stepfather who escaped hell July 22, 2009

The excessive amount of weight lost after a divorce, by stopping to carry the emotional baggage of a partner.
by Tinydancerhereiam July 8, 2017

I'm forever grateful to Sofia, my divorce whisperer, for telling me that I should get a divorce instead of continuing to try to make a failing marriage work.
by Wonder Woman JK June 21, 2018

Like a push present. Except you buy something for yourself to celebrate your new found independence.
by Kitty kitty lol lol February 22, 2021

The vows the divorcing couple make to each other with hopes of a cordial post-marriage relationship. Awash in disillusion, not unlike with marriage vows, the couple untying the knot make promises of paying child support regularly, not switching weekends without notice, embracing new spouses, etc.
The divorce vows Rick and Cindy made to each other lasted about 3 months, approximately the same time as marriage vows last before disintegrating into reality.
by Grant Rampus February 7, 2021

When you resign and your workplace takes it so badly they obsess with punishing you forever and make it their mission to ruin you life.
Most commonly occurs narcissists and sociopaths are in charge.
Most commonly occurs narcissists and sociopaths are in charge.
My workplace divorce wasn’t mutual, they still think I can’t live without them and want half of everything!
by Between You & Me March 5, 2021
